What would you do if you found in your pocket

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

...Wat?

WWYDIYF Kaladin IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Return him to Roshar.

What would you do if you found a cask of amontillado in your pocket?

Edited November 4, 2022 by Nathrangking

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I would be sad and confused.

WWYDIYF a seahive in your pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Sue for mental plagarism.

WWYDIYF my phone in your pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Pretend I didn't so you would be confused as to where it went.

WWYDIYF a very sad speech in your pocket?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Be sad and give the author a hug.

WWYDIYF an old coin IYP?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Try to tap whatever coppermind memory lies within.

WWYDIYF an indestructible tablecloth IYP?

Edited November 4, 2022 by AltonicKeys

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Save it to attempt to destroy when I get bored.

WWYDIYF pumpkin bread IYP?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would be surprised I hadn't already devoured it and then devour it.

WWYDIYF a brand new piece of music IYP?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Be super happy and play it!!!

WWYDIYF raisins IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

throw them out.

WWYDIYF a rendering in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Turn it into a 3D Rendering.

What would you do if you found a General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon in your pocket?

Spoiler

The YF-23 is way more obscure, so that one is understandable. The F-16 however was developed here in Utah and flies over Hill AFB every day so hopefully SOME of you know what it is!

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Give it to my friend who is obsessed with planes. Maybe he'll know what it is...

WWYD if you found a key that opens everything IYP?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I would keep it safe and use it a lot.

WWYDIYF a color guard saber IYP?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Assume it's yours.

WWYDIYF a crabapple in your pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Throw it at you.

WWYDIYF a dozen acorns IYP?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Try and make some becorns! (search them up they are so cute)

WWYDIYF a moral dilemma IYP?

Edited November 4, 2022 by Odiumiumium

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Be a little sad and then figure it out.

WWYDIYF a glowing blue deer IYP?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Wait for it to give me its message.

WWYDIYF a silly Cold War invention IYP?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Why is there a glowing blue deer in my pocket?

WWYDIYF a fish in your pocket?

Edited November 4, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
I have been ninja'd.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Slap someone with it.

WWYDIYF the secret to not getting ninja'd IYP? 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Keep it a secret.

WWYDIYF a m shaped jello animal thingy in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

Be mildly confused, then consume it.

WWYDIYF a nonsensical conversation in your pocket? 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Be super excited and happy because those are the best conversations!

WWYDIYF exactly 7.83 baby carrots in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Feed them to exactly 7.83 children.

WWYDIYF a debit card in your pocket?