What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Nathrangking he/him]

4 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Break reality.

WWYDIYF a published version of Aether of Night in your pocket?

Read it.

What would you do if you found a summoning circle in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Summon a drake.

WWYDIYF a time jumper in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Use this power myself when I figure out its secrets.

What would you do if you found pandora's pithos in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Be confused.

What would you do if you found +3 boots of haste in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

Put them on and run around - extremely happy, and oblivious to my obvious insanity.

WWYWIYF The Last Post Wins! in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Realize that that's already been done before.

WWYDIYF Soulmagic IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

18 hours ago, Ookla the Nerdy said:

Realize that that's already been done before.

WWYDIYF Soulmagic IYP?

Use it.

What would you do if you found a hoplite in your pocket?

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Wonder what it was.

WWYDIYF a Cosmic Crisp in your pocket?

[Beodrakis he/him]

20 minutes ago, Ookla the Omniscient said:

Wonder what it was.

WWYDIYF a Cosmic Crisp in your pocket?

eat it.

 

WWYDIYF a locked iphone 14 in you pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Start guessing the password. 

WWYDIYF a baby dragon IYP?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Train it.

WWYDIYF a popular thread on this website IYP?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

THREAD-CEPTION!!!!

WWYDIYF a temporal turnstile IYP?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Time shenanigans! Unless that's not what temporal means. Then I'd just walk through it a thousand times like an idiot

WWYDIYF your childhood crush IYP?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Be scared. My childhood crush was scary.

WWYDIYF a bright blue snake IYP?

Edited November 29, 2022 by InfiniteInsanity

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

IS IT POISONOUS?

55 minutes ago, Ookla the Keys said:

Time shenanigans! Unless that's not what temporal means. Then I'd just walk through it a thousand times like an idiot

You should watch Tenet.

WWYDIYF a mysterious secret IYP?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Take it out. Look at it. Put it back.

56 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

IS IT POISONOUS?

Venomous its venomous.

WWYDIYF five pencils IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Use them, of course

WWYDIYF an evil entity in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Type in an ominous color.

WWYDIYF Vin IYP?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

How'd she get in there...?

WWYDIYF my pet tarantula IYP?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Give it back to you. Almost immediately.

WWYDIYF my hat IYP?

[That1Cellist he/him]

Become you, Wayne style.

WWYDIYF death in your pocket?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Have a tea party! Surely Death won't take the life of a friend...right?

WWYDIYF a brick of pure uranium IYP?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Call some relevant authority. And get away from it as fast as possible.

WWYDIYF an avatar of Autonomy IYP?

Edited November 30, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Telrao she/her]

Be really confused, then destroy them and TAKE THE SHARDOM BWUHAHA

WWYDIYF a mysterious mystery of miggles in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

wonder what the heck a "miggle" is.

WWYDIYF a tiny ecosystem in your pocket?