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Wittles

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  1. I feel like if dragons were alive at the same time as the dinosaurs, they were the dinosaurs' supreme overlords
  2. That's good that you're figuring yourself out. As for me I'm pretty sure I'm Bi, but for whatever reason I keep going between the two opinions "I'm straight and just lying to myself", and "I'm gay and just lying to myself" (yay identity crisis)
  3. I'm honestly surprised I've gotten up so many ranks the short time I've been on here. I guess people realize I exist, weird
  4. They do not. It requires taking the paper and letters to therapy so they can get rid of their attachment issues. it takes 4,000 newtons to break a bone
  5. @Aes Sedai: What the french revolution is this?
  6. I guess I can't argue with that logic 1479
  7. Exactly! Dr. Pepper was founded and is still owned by time travelling samurai who came from the past. They left one or two people here to maintain their corporation. One of these people was Louis Armstrong. Paper comes from trees
  8. but why kumquats? 1477
  9. L is for Limelight
  10. Most likely TPBM Is annoyed that awesome things like dragons or magic aren't real
  11. I notice the strange sight of a sandwich hopping away on its own so I walk up to it and just to make sure slap the air behind the sandwich. you drop the sandwich, leaving me to summon another ostrich and escape
  12. Dragons are awesome
  13. @NerdyAarakocra That was way harder than it should have been. I have done it!
  14. [color=ff33cc"@NerdyAarakocra"/color]
  15. [color#ff33cc]like this?
  16. how do you do the colors
  17. Why have I been summoned here?
  18. yep. I always have at least seven songs stuck in my head that fuse together into one weird endless song. TPBM is easily distracted
  19. That's awesome! I currently live in Alaska! If you let me use my saxophone, I can make this really weird high pitched warbling. What is the worst time you were sick?
  20. probably around fifty feet. coldest weather you've been in?
  21. Is it normal to be wanted in 17 countries for war crimes? Magic! the answer to science
  22. I will give you three and a half moldy onions I have a spooky scary skeleton
  23. Who was named Kilometers fiftylives (I'm sorry for that incredibly stupid joke)
  24. MY GOSH THAT'S GREAT!!! I agree with @Shallan Stormblessed, some of those lyrics made me tear up a bit
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