Chinkoln

Translation: Yesterday we put down cockroach traps. I just saw the first casualty.

The best moderator and the mostest chill! I don't see you here often, but anytime you show up I get a massive burst of serotonin, so... yeah! Keep being the Ene you've been!

And get back to posting on the RP subforum already, dagnabit

I'll go youngest to oldest with the clan.

Hello, my child! You're an amazing person; beautiful inside and out! I'm really glad that I've gotten to be your friend for so long, and I really hope that I'll get to keep knowing you for awhile. Thanks for confiding in me and letting me be a helpful, supportive friend

Heya, Shortie! I guess I'll activate my Ultimate Grammar for this one. I really miss roleplaying with you all the time, and I hope we'll have more time to do that together in the future. I hope you realize that you're super cool and whacky, which are both equally awesome things.

I don't get to talk to you enough! You're off being super responsible and adult-y and stuff, which means that you only pop in to clarify a rule. I hope we'll get to chat more in the future, because you're scudding amazing! I hope college treats you well; but if it doesn't then remember that I can snipe it for you.

My other child! Kippy lass! You haven't been on the Shard in awhile, and we're never on Discord at the same time, so I reeeeeeeaally miss you. I hope you're getting lots of love out in the Land Deprived of Root Beer; and if you ever need any extra, then I've got plenty right here.

Piano.

Spork.

I have spoken.

Heyyyyy, Lassie! I kinda miss you, 'cause you aren't online super often anymore. I hope it isn't weird to say that I really really hope that I get to meet you in person someday; you seem like a really awesome person--plus I'll finally get to hug a real Hugspren!

It's been two years but I still have pretty much no clue who the scud you are. That's probably intentional on your part, but what I do know is that you're a kewlbean and hanging out with you is fun! Which is good enough for me!

I guess being unintentionally cryptic must run in the family, because despite you being a super bubbly manifestation of pure euphoric bliss, I dunno what your deal is. You're also super fun to be around, though, so... yeah! Cool!

It's the Man, the Myth, the Legend! You are one scud of a lad, with a billion facets to your personality that I can't even hope to ever fully understand. How you came to be so cool and talented and awesome is unknown to me. Keep doing what you're doing and keep doing it with us!

I know you for your love of penguins, waffles, and a number of other things. As such, I only have one thing to ask of you:

You two are the goofiest dynamic duo ever! I love logging onto your SMP and streams to hang out with you guys. One of these days you're gonna conquer the world in the name of friendship and chill LoFi beats to study to, and I'm gonna be all for it.

Yes, I recognize that you are not a pair. Or maybe you are. I dunno. You seem to have twice as much awesome in you than most folks

I love your art, I love your writing, I love your whacky personality. Stay awesome, kid. You're a kid, right?

Writing camp buddiesssssssss!!! I miss you guys every day and all the time. I hope that we'll get to meet up again sometime and have more antics and hijinks

*Insert mischevious stream of teasing here*

To Star: Stay cool! Thanks for being you and not being dead.

To Guard: Git gud. If you wanna marry this lass one day then you need to achieve anime-tier power levels.

(I jest, I jest. Mostly)

Yet another Man, yet another Myth, yet another Legend; the bestest bud and the coolest lad! I think I've said before that I have about infinite respect for you, and you really do deserve it. I feel like I connect with you on a number of levels, so maybe I'm just being narcissistic here, but you are really awesome and I feel like you're gonna do something amazing someday. 'Til then just keep being the way you are, which is already amazing enough for me.

Post on Siren's Call

Join Fellowship of the Thing

Stay nerdy

I'll see you in the future

Goob: Try not to die, watch out for sharks

Danex: *Trademarks puffballs*

Exp: Milestone system is superior

Mat: I beat Hornet and Mantis Lords without getting hit. Git gud.

Randby: We live in the same city. Where do I go to stalk you (nicely)

It's Tooth Bro and Fullmetal Alchemist Junkie! Two whacky folks who I know and love.

I know this guy. He goes to my school.

Hi, mate! Whassup? Seeya in Philosophy.

Twenty bucks says I'll win for rep today.

Good luck with your fancy orchestra gig! And don't shrink.

Uhhhhhhh... I dunno. Don't die, I guess. (I'm bad with specifics when it comes to the folks I don't talk to eighty hours a day).

M u l l e t

We should worldbuild together more often...

You're amazing and wonderful and so smart and talented and best and ahhhhhh