AonEne

 

I do enjoy bouncing

Hi @Tesh and @The Awakened Salad! 

Happy birthday to the time traveler

Lol did you see what I was viewing and go there too

Lol okay so, I get on, one of the first things I do is check for spambots, and I find one. In the about me she says "to meet and storm her" and I went ?????? for a good 10-20 seconds trying to figure out if this was an innuendo I was missing before remembering our swear filter  

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There are tons of different bitcoin robots out there that claim to be the best bang for your buck. However, a good amount of them are scams and will not make you any money on your investments. Bitcoin Storm appears to be a legitimate bot claims to bring in money on what you provide to the platform. 

You're not even sure about your own product, I think you MIGHT JUST be a scam too 

I'm dying, this is legit just a shutter ad. I thought it was a weird nickname but they're genuinely selling something they call the Ultimate Shutter. Why is this so hilarious https://www.17thshard.com/forum/profile/41834-ultimate-shutter/

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You truly can’t deeply inhale natural air anyplace. You simply stay there and take in and out, hurting yourself. 

*deadpan voice* oh no 

Man, we had a lot of spammers today... 

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY, ily fren  

100 days won! Thank you all very much  

Adding onto my fourth-wall-breaking story ideas ~ 

The core characters, working under the theory that they’re in a story, go Okay, so the protagonists always survive the big battles, right? And they figure out ways to win partway through. If we just trust in ourselves or whatever our powers will evolve and we’ll find some new ability that saves the day. 

They head into some plot-important fight with almost no preparation, assuming they’ll win just because the protagonists always win. 

They lose. They lose so hard. The antagonists utterly destroy any semblance of a plan they did have, no new power manifests to save them, there is no dues ex machina person swooping in, and someone dies. Maybe more than one someone. 

They barely make it out, and it’s not because of their Special Status, it’s because one of the minor characters had an escape plan and through sheer luck. 

They don’t ever bank on winning again. They learn that being the main characters doesn’t mean they automatically get what they want. They know, after this, that they have to actually earn victory. 

Next time, they make a real plan. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I'VE DONE IT, I HAVE MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA 

Honestly I'm too happy and relieved that it's over to feel bad that it took me so long.  No more school unless I choose to go to college, and then I have more control over what I take...and a smartphone now  

So I'm very happy (though feeling mildly physically unwell, maybe because I didn't eat much today, and very cold, but that's normal. I live to worship the heat vents in our house). How're all of you? 

All I remember from the loopy half-dreams I was gonna tell you guys about is an imagined conversation that went something like 

"I'm sitting here eating popcorn hehe" 

"I have caramel popcorn, does anyone wanna trade" 

"CARAMEL? I HAVE FIVE BUCKETS OF KETTLECORN AND I HATE THE STUFF PLZ TRADE" 

"how do you have five buckets of kettlecorn" 

"It was my payment for an assassination!" 

"Why'd they pay you with that??" 

"They were all out of the normal kind of popcorn" 

and then weird things idk 

All you need to do is post once more...then you'll be at a thousand! MWAHAHAHA

Why did I start evilly laughing?

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

Ap says to let you guys know he's alive, just traveling through the Cognitive Realm right now, and it sounds like he'll probably come back when things have calmed down more for him.

Apparently there were two somethings of yours I hadn't upvoted yet. So I did.

Congrats on becoming an Ardent!

As I wasn’t on yesterday, I was unable to make good on my choice to change my pfp every day of Ookla season, but I should be able to do it from here on out! 

A more important status update might be coming soon. 

Aw man, the dream I was having about Rysn and I protecting Hoid from Odium so he could read RoW memes wasn't real life...

AYYYYY, at last!

I am the Rambleman.

beep beep 

But...Aon Ehe is fire. You were Stick.

ARE YOU FIRE?

Can somebody tell me what the Insanity Clinic for the Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted actually is? At first glance it doesn't seem to be a RP; what's going on there? 

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW SCARY THIS IS 

And unfortunately, all too likely... 

December! Merry Christmas what do you mean it's in a month and to all you upside-down folks, happy summer and no school? 

I FORGOT TO TELL MY ROW STORY. When I went to the bookstore, being me, I instantly asked everyone waiting outside for it to open if they were there for ROW. Most were. One was on the Shard but super inactive, and another was in the Facebook groups. I chatted with them and we converted another guy, got him to buy TWOK  

Did you do your profile picture?! It’s amazing! 

DM: "there's a sign that says do not disturb [...] what do you do" 

Me: "I disturb" 

DND With Ene and @Blessing of Potency: (and @Ninjacraig721 and @VolatileMagnesium, but they're never on) 

"For all we know non-exploding kobolds are a government rumor!" 
"Look I'm just saying we've never seen an exploding kobold and a non-exploding kobold in the same room" 

"Are you the sane tiefling or the insane tiefling?" 
"I'm not a tiefling..." 

Me: I need water 
Friend: I have eight water bottles! 
Me: ??? nah I'm good - 
Friend: no like new plastic ones. I wouldn't just offer you my hydroflask 
*friend proceeds to pull eight water bottles out of his backpack and chuck one at me* 

"You don't have to look or act like a femboy to get me to see you as a femboy" 

I tried to say "I don't think I can physically do that" 
What came out: "I don't think I'm physically possible" 

"Let me demonstrate my ability to lethally throw this. Luna, cover your face" 
"don't throw it at my face, throw it over there" 
"but that makes noise. you absorb sound." 

*throws a candy at someone* 
"What was that for?" 
"He was being mean" 
"So you gave him candy?" 
"I gave him ATTEMPTED PAIN." 

"You were over there and the wolf just went nom on your back" 
"uh oh you gonna get chomped again" 
"noooooo i dont wanna get chomped" 

The one thing you never want to hear the DM say: Oh goody, I just rolled max damage! 

1: "I'm getting as much meat from these wolf carcasses as I can" 
2: "Okay where are you storing it, this is perishable meat" 
1: "I'll figure that out later" 
2: "...it'll be rotten by then. okay." 
3: "Your perished meat is perishable" 

"I was going to say I can't make a fire cause I don't have the equipment for it. Then I remembered I'm a wildfire druid. Fire's kinda my thing..." - Ene 

"I do that thing you do when there's multiple people moving really slow in the hallway and they take up the hall and you can't get past them so you just tiny-steps speedwalk behind them really annoyed, you know like that *makes little arm motions*" 

"I can't even move!...wait, I can if I treat someone as Difficult Terrain!" "new rule we treat walls as difficult terrain and I can phase through them" 

"Hey Ene have you seen my rulerstick?" 
*looks down at it on the ground right next to him* "...no." 

*discussion of how you'd throw said ruler stick as a weapon*