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    Bacon the Bard played a silly little melody on the banjo.
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    "Oh, in a bit," said Bacon as the roller coaster shot through a triple corkscrew. "Ow ow ow," said Bacon. The bacon sandwich didn't respond. It was, after all, only a bacon sandwich.
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    "Oh, I can? Then take this!" Bacon transformed himself into a bacon sandwich. The roller coaster spun up into the clouds, then back down into a grove of flowered trees.
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    "Agh-blub-blub-blub!" said Bacon. "Ice cream is cream as cold as ice. Fire flies are flies that are on fire. Everyone ready? Here we gooooo....!" The coaster launched forwards. "How terrible!" said Bacon. "Fortunately, I happen to be chronically unserious. Perhaps I can infect you."
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    The air rippled, and she was released. "Hey!" said Bacon. "That would be cheating." He blinked. "I mean, I don't know what you're talking about."
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    The wind chuckled softly. "Very well... as you wish. Say the word, and it shall be." "I- um- uh, what in the world could that be?" Bacon gestured over Rebus's shoulder, then vanished in a puff of bacon-flavored smoke. "Alright!" declared Bacon, hopping into the vehicle. "Remember to keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the car at all times. Except for the ice-cream part. You can stick them out then. But pull them right back in! You don't want to spook the rare spotted fire-flies."
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    "As long as you are here, no harm will come to you." "Indeed you shall! Roller coasters always come back to where they started. Unless something goes very wrong. But nothing's going to go wrong! I guarantee it." "Um." said Bacon, taking a step backwards. "Uh. I don't know what you're talking about." The wind whispered. "What do you seek?"
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    "Frankly, I don't know where he is. And I cannot leave this place."
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    "And thus into an uncertain situation. Until I can be certain you won't be in any danger, I can't let you go." "Um." said Bacon. "What are you doing, exactly?" "He'll never know! And besides, you will. I guarantee it."
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    "Oh ho ho!" said Bacon. "It's a great time, is what it is! Come on." He threw back a curtain on the wall, revealing a roller coaster car. "Hop in!" She would find it temporarily restricted. "If I let you go, what would you do?" The wind whispered softly. "Find the page. Ensure that it is used."
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    "Sheer, unrelenting boredom," said Bacon. "Say, have you ever ridden a roller coaster?" "Not until you are well."
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    I'm good to pass.
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    "I don't know," said the voice tersely. "All I know is that I'm supposed to keep anyone from hurting you." "Worth a shot, I suppose! Give it a try." When they opened their eyes, they were where Stone had pictured at the Eternal Mountains. "Nope! We're here to rescue you."
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    "Rest," said a voice. "You are safe, now." Bacon glanced at her and Livetha. "Any ideas?" "Close your eyes," instructed the wind.
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    "Very well. Think of a location." "You will know... soon enough." The wind faded, then was gone. His own stuff, sure. If he's acting like an illusion while shooting real weapons though, well, Bacon takes issue with that! "Timeout!" declared Bacon, making a little bubble of sped up time around himself, Shoe, and Beosta. "We need a new plan." @Through The Living Glass @Bird Furious
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    "I will need you to tell Rebus that Bacon has the lost page."
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    "Carry a piece of information to a certain person." "Hey!" said Bacon. "That's cheating!" A hole opened up in reality into a nondescript white room. It swallowed Symbol whole.
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    "Then let the deal be made. Symbol, safely removed to Onyx's protection, in exchange for a task of my choosing, which shall not demand your life or hers. Have we an agreement?" "Thank you, thank you. Barrett appreciates your avenging of his death. I am certain he smiles in electric guitar heaven as we speak..."
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    What, am I a character now? The wind blew cold. "Perhaps," it whispered. "Are you willing to pay the price?" "An admirable trait. So, you wish to be somewhere else? Such a simple wish. It can certainly be arranged. I need just one small thing from you." "Oh no!" exclaimed Bacon. "Not my electric guitar! Whatever shall I do?" He pulled out a trombone and played three long, sad, notes. Beosta and Shoe were filled with the urge for revenge! @Through The Living Glass @Bird Furious
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    The wind blew in the sound of laughter. "Why? Are you in need of one?" "Alrighty then! Hold on to your pancakes." Bacon cut the propeller and plummeted back through the building, busting another hole in the ceiling. He played a really sick guitar chord as he slammed into the ground.
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    "I am Fate, spinner of tales, builder of worlds."
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    "Hm," said Bacon, storing ben in his PC box. "Well, this is your adventure! What do you want to do? Should we rescue the little girl, or leave her to her horrible fate?" "Well, make up your mind!" huffed Bacon. "Are you real or not? Either way, you're being quite repetitive." Bacon played a song that turned all crossbows in the area into hot cross buns! "You called for one, did you not?"
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    Bacon considered this. "No, I don't think I will." "You called?" whispered the wind. "Oh my!" exclaimed Bacon. "An illusion?" @Through The Living Glass @Bird Furious
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    Indeed. And yet, there was.
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    Bacon gave Zoomslug an official team badge, in case Rebus got any ideas.
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