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    Bacon extended his cool rock song to buff Zoomslug as well. Bacon attempted to convince the crossbow bolts to fight for him instead. Bacon impressed the crossbow bolts aimed at him so much that they all spontaneously decided to switch sides. They rushed the mysterious assailant, screaming war cries in Boltish. Bacon thought they were both adorable. The wind suddenly blew...
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    Bacon grabbed his combat electric guitar and began to rock out. Beosta's stats improved! Shoe's stats improved!
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    Bacon offered Livetha some bacon. @Bird Furious
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    "Oh! You hear that, Bat? She's not dead!" "I do have a brand to maintain. I mean, if I stopped making all my food out of bacon, who would I even be?" "Taken her out of what?"
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    Bacon still seemed puzzled. "She can't be dead," he muttered. "That doesn't name sense." "You have good taste! I also have bacon flavored donuts, bacon flavored crumpets, and bacon flavored bacon."
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    "I have non-bacon flavor too, if you like."
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    Bacon sighed and conjured a large tea table with chairs. He sat down to wait, sipping a cup of bacon-flavored tea. "Want some?" he offered Shoe.
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    "That's strange. I thought there was no way to go through them wrong because each person is different etc etc." Bacon frowned. "Narrators are quite hard to kill." "Well, I could start spawning monsters for us to defeat and see if that counts."
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    "You must be misremembering. Anyways, whatever it is that's supposed to try to kill us is clearly scared stiff of us, so... we pass, right? "What!? Dead? Tam? Surely not. Says who?"
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    "Well, I'm good at that! I've never died once. You can ignore anyone who says otherwise."
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    "Wait, what happened to Tam?" "As much as I would like to, I'm afraid an Author is slightly outside of my weight class."
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    "Why so blue?" asked Bacon. "Have you forgotten your own name?" @Bird Furious
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    "Are we supposed to be going around defeating enemies and gaining XP, then?" "It's Bacon o'clock," said Bacon. He proceeded to bacon all over Aeon.
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    Bacon offered Beosta some bacon-flavored chocolate. "What is the point, then? Rebus explained it to me, but I wasn't paying enough attention." -- "Hah! We scared em off."
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    "There has to be some way out. It'd be a pretty lame maze without an exit." "Hello!" called Bacon. "Is anyone there?" "Hello Beosta!" said Bacon cheerily. Bacon pocketed the ball, tipped his hat to Dot, linked elbows with Atlas, extended a propeller from his hat, struck a cool pose for the style points, and helicoptered out of the joint.
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    "Bacon the Bard, at your service. Now, would you mind entering my Personball?" Bacon threw a Personball at Ben to attempt to catch him! "Hmm." said Bacon. "Have you tried tracing the left wall?"
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    "Stops mind control, don'tcha know," explained Bacon, using his Dimensional Punch to block Ben's attack. "Hello!" said Bacon cheerfully. "What are we doing?"
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    Bacon appeared in a burst of bacon-flavored confetti. "Nice technique," said Bacon, Narrating a tinfoil hat onto Ben and turning dot into a pumpkin.
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    "Dastardly fiend! What have you done to him?"
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    Bacon folded his arms and scrunched his eyebrows. "I don't know if I believe you." "Just take me wherever Shoe and Beosta are and I'll join in with them."
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    "Bacon's the name. Whatever your dastardly plan is, I'm sure it'll fail!" "Alrighty then! I promise. Where do I sign?"
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    "Excellent! How do I receive special ops training with Shoe and Beosta?" Bacon gasped. "The dreaded Dot the Jesk! How could I forget your..." Bacon looked Dot up and down. "...uh... distinctive appearance? Oh, woe is us! What dastardly plan might he have in store?"
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    "Whoa!" said Bacon. "That sounds fun! How do I get special-ops training?"
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    "Oh no!" exclaimed Bacon dramatically. "How could this happen? We have been bamboozled and ensnared by..." He looked at the villain expectantly. "Excellent!" said Bacon. "What did Rebus do with them?"
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    Bacon pondered the three symbols. "Well," he said. "I do like hats!" He confidently strode in the direction of the third corridor. "Oh? Do you know where they went?"
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