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    @NameIess Bacon crafted a world of stories. It was a simple plan, in essence. Create a thousand different plausible locations for the Page to be, and force Malevolence to go through each and every one of them. A shell game with a thousand cups, as it were. Here a young farmhand discovering a power he didn't know he possessed; there the ancient scion of a dying house seeking to restore their former glory; yonder, a young girl struggling to choose a suitor. Evil was impatient. Malevolence would try to cheat, of course, but Bacon was prepared for that. He would try to use logic and technology- which would, of course, fail miserably. Bacon couldn't hope to destroy him, of course; but then, he didn't need to. All he needed to do was distract him. And no one was better at being distracting than Bacon. Stall him for long enough, and he would give up. It was only a matter of time- Wait. What was he doing? "Wait, no-" said Bacon. Reality shattered. Light and dark and order and chaos exploded forth. The shield around Malevolence turned to steel. Then to glass. Then to birds. Then to dust. Bacon's world crumbled. A thousand stories, each cut short. One by one, his clones were speared through with shafts of power and simply... ceased to exist. The page began to hum in Bacon's hands. He looked down. It was... glowing? The sound got louder and louder and then suddenly, all was quiet. Bacon blinked. Where... was he? Why couldn't he feel his Narration? Around him was... nothing. A void without color or shade. Across from him hovered Malevolence, all his devices stripped away. Between them both was the Page.
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    Bacon has many talents. Bacon sighed and turned the bird-woman who had been guarding the children. "Are you willing to use language?" "Oh, that one? That's from eating the donut." Bacon hopped backward, image blurring as he did so. "No tea? Are you sure? I have all sorts, if you're picky."
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    Again but bacon has a hat

    xinoehp512 commented on Keke's gallery image in RP Art

    Again but bacon has a hat
    "A most excellent gift indeed! I shall treasure it always."
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    Bacon and atlas

    xinoehp512 commented on Keke's gallery image in RP Art

    Bacon and atlas
    "What an excellent depiction!" said Bacon. "But... someone has stolen my hat!"
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    "Hey, Ben!" said Bacon, conjuring a punching bag for Ben to punch. "Welcome to my humble abode. Would you like some tea?"
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    "Fair argument," said Bacon, popping the ball open. Well, that depends on what your goals are for the character. One-note characters certainly have their uses. And as character traits go, musical talent has a lot of potential for narrative expansion. (Bacon, for one, would be thrilled to be in a band!) @edgyswordname
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    "Well, that seems a little rude. What did we ever do to you?"
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    Bacon snapped, and turned the knife into a bacon donut. "But why?" he retorted, snatching the donut out of the air and pondering it deeply. "What purpose does conflict serve?" When one forsakes the limits of conventional reason, anything becomes possible. "Over here, my friend!" Bacon flourished the person ball. "Now I'm afraid my memory is a little foggy- is there a reason I cannot simply release him?"
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    Confuzzle it all, responded Bacon mentally. You are absolutely correct. Here, I'll send you a tele-link to the Bacon Castle. Meet up with the Bacon there; he can help you out. I'll stay here and watch over Atlas until she wakes up. "Not yet, but that's never stopped me before!" "Okay, hold on a second. Everybody, STOP!" Silvery chains erupted from every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, locking the wings, arms, and legs of all of the combatants in place. "If you insist on having a battle, I won't stop you," added Bacon. "But something here stinks of misunderstanding, and I would feel a little stupid if we didn't at least try to talk things out." "Oh, stop it. You'll make me blush." The Bacons continued to pump furiously on the bicycle pumps as the various conjurations of Bacon began to swirl together into a steadily growing sphere. Soon enough, an entire planet hung within the vault, the thousand Bacons scattered across its surface. That is, with the exception of the seven who had been manning the pumps; they each pulled out an instrument and began to play the William Tell Overture with gusto. Soldiers of every type imaginable began to materialize around them and charge at Malevolence.
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    Bacon finished his song, leaving no sound but the faint rustling of the wind. "Ay!" exclaimed Bacon, dodging the weapons deftly. "Why such violence? We are but peaceable travelers..."
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    Bacon shrugged, leaning back against the wall and beginning to hum a soothing melody to summon pleasant dreams. "Hey, hey, what's the big idea?" said Bacon, raising his hands in the air.
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    "Attempted to tell a terrible joke," Bacon said, peering around the room curiously. "It would seem the door decided it would spare these poor children the horror." "Bacon sandwich?" offered Bacon.
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    "Well if no one's willing to fight me, that should mean I'll be safe, right?" Bacon shrugged and tapped the door. "Knock knock." "Who's there?" said the door. "Orange." "Nope," said the door. "I'm outta here." It henceforth departed existence. Seven of the Bacons began hauling up and down on space-making bicycle pumps, making the inside of the room larger faster than the ring's expansion. Other Bacons began to conjure trees, and houses, and cars, and other normal city-related things.
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    Bacon stopped where he stood and held the knife. Meekly. "Well, maybe I am stronger than everyone else." Bacon shrugged. "I haven't died yet."
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    Bacon glanced at the door. He glanced back at the bird-woman. He started shimmying towards the door.
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    "Well, I suppose that's true," said Bacon, sitting down besides her. "Guess being a Narrator doesn't take you as far as it used to, huh? Though I suppose it never did, really."
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    Bacon hummed a little ditty, calling all sounds in the vicinity to make themselves known.
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    "I won't be in danger. I'm a Narrator, remember?"
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    Bacon's flute solo abruptly cut to a halt. Then the room was suddenly filled with Bacons. Two were pierced through. One thousand other Bacons were not. "Come on. Just thirty minutes. We can even have bacon-flavored ice cream." "If you want the power to turn lights on and off with assorted gestures, I could make that happen." Bacon peered around apprehensively. "Arbitrary conjuration I'd probably have to get approved."
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    "Well," offered Bacon, "would you rather have lunch in the Castle of Bacon?"
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    "Way ahead of you," said Bacon, who had somehow ended up in the basement already. He clapped, and the lanterns flickered into life.
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    "Then behold!" The lock on the door was suddenly a bacon sandwich.
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    "Hmm. Maybe I should have seen that coming." Bacon waved his hand and the wall disappeared. "What else could we try?" he mused as he jogged after the child. "Would a triple-decker bacon sandwich help, do you think?" @edgyswordname Bacon offered her some tears.
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    "Ooh, Lute Solo! I like that. And certainly!" He played a jazzy chord on his lute, and a brick wall appeared directly in front of the fleeing kidnapper. @Through The Living Glass A shadow passed over Bacon's face. "Unfortunately for you, I happen to know what this page does. Give it up, and everything I care about would be destroyed regardless." "You aren't useless just because you need help," said Bacon quietly.
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    "A fellow musician!" exclaimed Bacon the Bard. "Greetings." "Well, you seem to be awfully concerned about my welfare for someone who can't be kind," remarked Bacon.
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