Long Game 78: The Legend of Zelda: The False Heroes

[Mat he/him]

Link? :P.

Edit: Would a redirect work? I mean, in not killing Beedle.

Also I'm clearing Steel for this

Edited June 24, 2021 by Matrim's Dice

[Illwei]

1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Link? :P.

Believe my kill should take precedence, tbh

[dannnex male]

Pssssst, Link

if you haven’t realized already, here’s a perfect target for you 

So we don’t need to waste a whole exe when we already know how they’ll flip

[Kasimir he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashbringer said:

That's kind of the point of the Kohga ability....

1. Threat of roleblock stops them from just trying the Elim kill and making Kohga burn it on me keeps Link and Zelda safe. (Though arguably Kohga was dead anyway.)

2. I know Zelda. Trying to decide if it's worth passing that on. To the person in a PM with me, I think you need to make the decision if you can trust me or not. Because we only have so much time.

3. I've banned all scan-proof item requests so this should give Zelda some lead time to establish trust groups. Durians were initially on my ban list but I think I'm going to distribute the durians since the shop should close on my death.

[Stick. she/her]

2 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Link? :P.

Edit: Would a redirect work? I mean, in not killing Beedle.

Also I'm clearing Steel for this

Nothing would be able to stop the Kogla power it’s basically invincible but can only be used once per game 

[dannnex male]

Wait hold up is Kas beedle

when’d that get revealed?? 

[Illwei]

Just now, Dannex said:

Wait hold up is Kas beedle

when’d that get revealed?? 

I honestly have no clue someone just told me to kill kas in the doc tbh

[Kasimir he/him]

Just now, Dannex said:

Wait hold up is Kas beedle

when’d that get revealed?? 

Spoiler

@Illwei Please kill me now I can't keep explaining this, I'm in hell.

[Illwei]

Just now, Kasimir said:

@Illwei Please kill me now I can't keep explaining this, I'm in hell.

dw I'll end your misery

[Kasimir he/him]

Just now, Illwei said:

dw I'll end your misery

thank u

@ Everyone: I just want to let y'all know I predicted this even before role distro. I always die C1 when I make joke characters, and neither Striker nor Bip believed me when I said that  

[dannnex male]

2 minutes ago, Illwei said:

someone just told me to kill kas

Aha! Now we know there’s more than one Elim. 

tsk tsk Illwei, gotta watch those slips.

 

[Illwei]

@ link I have a proposition for you okay oaky

so like, i'm going to die, and kas is going to die, right? so why don't we make this easier okay okay I'll kill myself, and you can just kill kas? makes life an awful lot easier tbh if i do say so myself

[Ashbringer he/him]

1 minute ago, Kasimir said:

1. Threat of roleblock stops them from just trying the Elim kill and making Kohga burn it on me keeps Link and Zelda safe. (Though arguably Kohga was dead anyway.)

2. I know Zelda. Trying to decide if it's worth passing that on. To the person in a PM with me, I think you need to make the decision if you can trust me or not. Because we only have so much time.

3. I've banned all scan-proof item requests so this should give Zelda some lead time to establish trust groups. Durians were initially on my ban list but I think I'm going to distribute the durians since the shop should close on my death.

Well, unless they show their hand with Mipha Illwei dies and the Kohga power dies with it. Even if they don't go for you, she'd use it to avoid wasting a kill on Daruk or a redirect or something.

Well, I'd say let Zelda do their thing... but that's just me. So there.

... define scanproof? 

1 minute ago, Illwei said:

I honestly have no clue someone just told me to kill kas in the doc tbh

So there's another Elim on! Thank you, that's good to know.

[Steeldancer he/him]

12 minutes ago, Dannex said:

DaaNex the Kandra, erm, no, Dahni the Shiekah sprinted through the castle in his traditional shiekah garb, barely staying out of sight of the many guards patrolling the corridors. 

I know we’re all supposed to stay in our rooms, DaaNex thought, but I have a perfect chance to get some real information here! Once this Yiga threat is dealt with, I can get back to my real mission here. 

DaaNex crept towards the rooms of one Illwei. Something about Illwei had seemed…off to DaaNex in that morning’s discussion. “Illwei” was a pseudonym of course, they’d all been using them. Illwei could be Zelda in disguise for all he knew. 

Still, I’d like to know who they really are…

DaaNex reached Illwei’s rooms, barely avoiding a final pair of guards, and carefully peaked in through a small crack in the door. 

Rusts!

DaaNex ran back to his room as fast as he could, nearly all caution thrown to the wind. He reached the safety of his rooms, and sat down against his door, laughing at his insane luck. 

For he had found that “Illwei” was actually the Yiga leader Master Kohga!

My paranoid self first doubts this claim, but thinking about this, this would be a crazy play to pull. And it would just get Dannex killed during the day if Illwei isn't Kohga... so I'll assume this is accurate, and that Dannex is cleared. 

 It feels a bit cheap though. Sucks that Illwei has chosen to murder beedle. I may never get the bananas I so desired. 

I guess with that in mind I can go back and reread...

I just gave my thought some thought. Do I really want to go back and try and analyze Illwei when I literally voted on them for being confusing? 

I guess I'll do it anyway *sigh* 

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, Illwei said:

idk like a week ago i was just like bro straw should i start off the LoZ game with a copypasta lmao and he was like no and i was like perfect now gotta find the right copypasta

I originally wanted to use this version but then I rolled elim-

hmmmmm

45 minutes ago, Dannex said:

Sooooooo…..

I have some interesting information to share 

I may or may not be a Sheikah

And I found something rather special last night. 

@Illwei do you want to tell everyone your role, or should I? 

Hmmmmm

19 minutes ago, Dannex said:

DaaNex the Kandra, erm, no, Dahni the Shiekah sprinted through the castle in his traditional shiekah garb, barely staying out of sight of the many guards patrolling the corridors. 

I know we’re all supposed to stay in our rooms, DaaNex thought, but I have a perfect chance to get some real information here! Once this Yiga threat is dealt with, I can get back to my real mission here. 

DaaNex crept towards the rooms of one Illwei. Something about Illwei had seemed…off to DaaNex in that morning’s discussion. “Illwei” was a pseudonym of course, they’d all been using them. Illwei could be Zelda in disguise for all he knew. 

Still, I’d like to know who they really are…

DaaNex reached Illwei’s rooms, barely avoiding a final pair of guards, and carefully peaked in through a small crack in the door. 

Rusts!

DaaNex ran back to his room as fast as he could, nearly all caution thrown to the wind. He reached the safety of his rooms, and sat down against his door, laughing at his insane luck. 

For he had found that “Illwei” was actually the Yiga leader Master Kohga!

HMMMMMMM Illwei.

Wait.

Rusts.

11 minutes ago, Kasimir said:

1. Threat of roleblock stops them from just trying the Elim kill and making Kohga burn it on me keeps Link and Zelda safe. (Though arguably Kohga was dead anyway.)

2. I know Zelda. Trying to decide if it's worth passing that on. To the person in a PM with me, I think you need to make the decision if you can trust me or not. Because we only have so much time.

3. I've banned all scan-proof item requests so this should give Zelda some lead time to establish trust groups. Durians were initially on my ban list but I think I'm going to distribute the durians since the shop should close on my death.

Yeah it's not me. I'm Link. Also, Shiny!

8 minutes ago, Dannex said:

Wait hold up is Kas beedle

when’d that get revealed?? 

Last night. Edit: Sorry. Yesterday evening. And tonight. (I say evening because it was in the last bit of the day.)

5 minutes ago, Illwei said:

@ link I have a proposition for you okay oaky

so like, i'm going to die, and kas is going to die, right? so why don't we make this easier okay okay I'll kill myself, and you can just kill kas? makes life an awful lot easier tbh if i do say so myself

Yeah no don't. Remember if Link kills a villager he can't kill the next night.

 

Edit: How do yous add quotes in edits???

Edited June 24, 2021 by Tani

[Ashbringer he/him]

Azmine, Archer, Araris, Devotary, Jondesu, Alvron, Drake, RandBy, whiffle, attic, Yeet, quill all haven't been on since Dannex's post at the top of page 3. A little close on Archer and Devotary though.

So at least one Elim isn't in this group 

[Illwei]

Just now, Ashbringer said:

Azmine, Archer, Araris, Devotary, Jondesu, Alvron, Drake, RandBy, whiffle, attic, Yeet, quill all haven't been on since Dannex's post at the top of page 3. A little close on Archer and Devotary though.

So at least one Elim isn't in this group 

you didn't really believe me, did you?

[dannnex male]

Wait wait wait wait aait

so Kas

you know who Zelda is, but can’t tell anyone

you also know I’m conf-vil

you also know which item I requested 

theoretically, we should be able to think of a system where, using the fact that only you and I know which item I requested, you tell me who Zelda is, without anyone else knowing

like encryption

[Kasimir he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ashbringer said:

... define scanproof? 

I've said default no to Swift Carrots with one exception since that gives you a 50% chance of avoiding all actions on you, including scans. Nightshade will be a default no as well. 

6 minutes ago, Ashbringer said:

Well, unless they show their hand with Mipha Illwei dies and the Kohga power dies with it. Even if they don't go for you, she'd use it to avoid wasting a kill on Daruk or a redirect or something.

Well, I'd say let Zelda do their thing... but that's just me. So there.

I believe I know someone Zelda would very much like to link up with. Problem is getting that information out, and it would require disclosing Zelda's identity privately. I will also say that if I do this, the Elims are gonna not enjoy the result, but hey, that's basically the point of what I'm doing  

Edit:

Just now, Dannex said:

theoretically, we should be able to think of a system where, using the fact that only you and I know which item I requested, you tell me who Zelda is, without anyone else knowing

Likely a rule violation on the code front, but if a Postman hasn't yet burned their message, I strongly encourage you to put me in contact with Dannex.

Edited June 24, 2021 by Kasimir

[Ashbringer he/him]

Just now, Illwei said:

you didn't really believe me, did you?

To be honest, kinda do... we'll see.

Depends how well my N1 kill analysis goes this time around. I predict it will be a flop, as usual.

Hmm. @|TJ|, any thoughts on tonight's proceedings?

[Quivil]

1 minute ago, Illwei said:

you didn't really believe me, did you?

I think it's best to take everything you say seriously because if I don't then I get an LG74 where I coulda killed you when you outright said you were elim but I DIDNT because I didn't take everything you said seriously and then the ELIMS WON. So yeah, you're evil.

[Stick. she/her]

17 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

I'm clearing Steel for this

Also, careful with that. I know from some rather traumatic past experience that Illwei really likes to go full-on with their distancing. Placing suspicion on Steel D1 when there’s an extremely low chance of him actually getting exe’d due to being a returning player could easily be distancing.

[Kasimir he/him]

Just now, _Stick_ said:

Also, careful with that. I know from some rather traumatic past experience that Illwei really likes to go full-on with their distancing. Placing suspicion on Steel D1 when there’s an extremely low chance of him actually getting exe’d due to being a returning player could easily be distancing.

*laughs in LG74*

[Quivil]

1 minute ago, Kasimir said:

*laughs in LG74*

You're evil too. Because you made Illwei evil and I trusted her.

[Stick. she/her]

6 minutes ago, Kasimir said:

I believe I know someone Zelda would very much like to link up with.

Unintentional pun?  

2 minutes ago, Kasimir said:

*laughs in LG74*