fuzzyairplant Posted August 17, 2022 Posted August 17, 2022 (The Final Empire) Vin: Mia from Princess Diaries (tries to be invisible and is good at it, but ends up getting a makeover and going to a ball) Kelsier: "The Survivor is never late; everyone else is simply early" 1
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 On 8/16/2022 at 3:07 AM, Fezzik said: Adolin is the son of the new king, Highking Dalinar of Urithiru, which odiumium was also correct about. I forgot about the hHighking stuff, sorry.
S. Stormy she/her Posted December 21, 2022 Posted December 21, 2022 Tien: Tiny Tim except he doesn't survive.
Elias Posted December 21, 2022 Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: Tien: Tiny Tim except he doesn't survive. I know Tien is a fictional character, but Brandon's writing is so good it still feels somehow disrespectful to joke about his death. 2
S. Stormy she/her Posted December 21, 2022 Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Elias said: I know Tien is a fictional character, but Brandon's writing is so good it still feels somehow disrespectful to joke about his death. I feel you. I still cry at night about Tien. Spoiler There I go, joking again. Seriously though? I'm still sad whenever I think of him. Edited December 21, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed should I start a Let's Mourn Tien thread? Along with maybe all the overlooked dead characters?
Frustration Posted December 21, 2022 Posted December 21, 2022 21 minutes ago, Elias said: I know Tien is a fictional character, but Brandon's writing is so good it still feels somehow disrespectful to joke about his death. Oh, then you should not here the jokes about evi. Spoiler My favorite one comes from this tumbler post that's like: Which Cosmere world has the most ash? You think it'd be Scadrial, but Roshar has Mo'ash. And someone else says: Roshar also has Evi. 1
KaladinWorldsinger Posted December 26, 2022 Posted December 26, 2022 On 12/21/2022 at 10:42 AM, Frustration said: Oh, then you should not here the jokes about evi. Hide contents My favorite one comes from this tumbler post that's like: Which Cosmere world has the most ash? You think it'd be Scadrial, but Roshar has Mo'ash. And someone else says: Roshar also has Evi. Here's a classic Evi: I am Evi Dalinar: But you could be fire 3
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted December 27, 2022 Posted December 27, 2022 8 hours ago, KaladinWorldsinger said: Here's a classic Evi: I am Evi Dalinar: But you could be fire *chokes* I feel bad for laughing 1
Sowic Posted February 3, 2023 Posted February 3, 2023 (edited) Endowment - you get a breath, you get a breath, you get a breath, everybody get's a breath Ambition - I'm gonna conquer the entire... aww sh*t i'm dead Preservation - humans before bros Ruin - Tragically betrayed by his business partner and then trapped by him inside the well Odium - Killed and replaced by a stupid but nice guy who used sword that is to dumb to undarstand what's it doing Honor - Put a mass murderer in prison but was killed in action Cultivation - Her lover was killed so she replaced his murderer with another one Autonomy - Uncontrolled mitosis Devotion - Most likely had Stockholm syndrome Dominion - Bully form the 90's Mercy - Probably participated in a murder Walor - So reasonable that we know nothing about it Whimsy - Go with the flow and don't give a fu*k Invention - Hopefully inventor of first sharddildo Virtuosity - Probably heard/saw a piece of art that was so bad she splintered herself Survival shard - Started playing hide and seek but then realizes that has no friends so stopped hiding Harmony - Has a little devil and angel on his shoulders, but decided not to listen to any of them and just sit in his room and asks his wax mom to do anything for him. Also don't want to use discord (probably prefer's skype) Edited February 3, 2023 by Sowic 6
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted February 24, 2023 Posted February 24, 2023 (edited) He almost swore! Jk haha Edited February 25, 2023 by TheAlpha929
Cinnamon Posted February 25, 2023 Posted February 25, 2023 On 18/8/2022 at 6:45 AM, fuzzyairplant said: Vin: Mia from Princess Diaries (tries to be invisible and is good at it, but ends up getting a makeover and going to a ball) take my rep.
Little_Dagger she/her Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 (edited) Tress of the Emerald Sea spoiler: Spoiler Tress: miss "I love him so much, I will risk my life and lives of fifty more people to save him. I love him so much I will leave my parents and honest job behind. I love him so much... I didn't notice he was by my side all along". Wayne: Aria Stark but with hats instead of faces Raboniel: All I want is to kill my daughter... Edited February 28, 2023 by Yuliya
Frustration Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 @Yuliya please don't double post(posting twice or more without someone else in between) you can edit your previous posts.
Trusk'our he/him Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 On 4/30/2022 at 11:12 AM, Duxredux said: Wax: Twinborn companion of one of the most (in)famous lawman shooters in the Roughs. Gets shot a lot. Wayne: wealthy lawman that formerly was in charge of Weathering, came to Elendel and dispensed justice. Known to go by "Waxillium Ladrian". Elend: Mistborn hero that kills Inquisitors. Champion for the common Skaa. Vin: nobility (empress counts, right?) that acquired forbidden books and avoided dancing at balls by reading. Dalinar: supervisor of scientist ardents, reader of scholarly works, and writer. Navani: Bondsmith that holds the Coalition of monarchs together. Kelsier: an immortal being no longer quite human, came to the Well of Ascension and gained power. Probably now a Mistborn. Uses beggar disguises. Tells stories of a world that no one he talks to could remember. Hoid: powerful allomancer that very frequently disparages the nobility. Has been to the Pits of Hathsin (probably). Fights to oppose a god that rules over an oppressed people. This is really clever (and accurate). I wish I could push the like button more than once! On 7/14/2022 at 4:55 PM, Lego Mistborn said: Ruin- Wreck-it Ralph. Autonomy- Be a Hermit, It's fun, I promise. Survival Shard- I don't want to die. Harmony- I... can't... move. I laughed out loud at these On 7/15/2022 at 11:34 AM, Arsteel said: Jasnah: stuck-up royal control freak princess who thinks everyone else is too stupid for their own good and that she therefore needs to mentor them all. Also likes to pretend she's clever and the other ardents all humour her bevause she's a princess. Aaand is delusional about a magical realm called Shadesmar where she has magic powers- because she is insecure about the fact that she's actually just useless. I just gotta say, I know that it's a joke and all, but I am really not fond of Jasnah's character and I think that she gets way too much praise. Just my opinion, and know this is a joke, and I read that this isn't your actual opinion of her, but thank you so much anyway. You just made my day On 7/18/2022 at 11:20 PM, Why Kaladin? said: Kelsier: Troubled criminal running a cult trying to overthrow an empire while recruiting children and using them for espionage and training them to kill, while trying to raise an army using scare tactics and a cult of personality, while trying to start his own religion. Eventually starting an intergalactic space mafia as he slowly loses his mind. I also really loved this one 1
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