Arsteel Posted July 15, 2022 Posted July 15, 2022 Jasnah: stuck-up royal control freak princess who thinks everyone else is too stupid for their own good and that she therefore needs to mentor them all. Also likes to pretend she's clever and the other ardents all humour her bevause she's a princess. Aaand is delusional about a magical realm called Shadesmar where she has magic powers- because she is insecure about the fact that she's actually just useless. 1
Arsteel Posted July 15, 2022 Posted July 15, 2022 On 16/05/2021 at 11:58 PM, Ander Stormwindrunner said: Now for some non-Stormlight ones! Spensa (for those who know Fire Emblem Awakening): if Owain and Cynthia had a child. Spensa (for those who do not): overzealous teen who bullies her friend into becoming a pilot and her flightleader into having a stupid name. M-Bot: Pattern, but a robot. You know it's true. Vin: Shallan's Veil personality as a real person, but with Allomancy. Doomslug the Destroyer: shouldn't this name be self-evident? Sadly not... Vivenna: "Oh no I must protect Siri" Siri: "Wow, Hallandren is amazing!" EDIT: M-Bot is Pattern, but a robot that is obsessed with mushrooms. That is an important detail that I left out. I dunno, but I think M-Bot is more like Syl?
Rg2045 Posted July 15, 2022 Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Arsteel said: Jasnah: stuck-up royal control freak princess who thinks everyone else is too stupid for their own good and that she therefore needs to mentor them all. Also likes to pretend she's clever and the other ardents all humour her bevause she's a princess. Aaand is delusional about a magical realm called Shadesmar where she has magic powers- because she is insecure about the fact that she's actually just useless. So I’m guessing you like Jasnah?
Arsteel Posted July 15, 2022 Posted July 15, 2022 22 minutes ago, Rg2045 said: So I’m guessing you like Jasnah? I actually genuinely think she's a great character. I just went really over the top. 2
Odiumiumium he/him Posted July 15, 2022 Posted July 15, 2022 Mraize: *Menacingly plots while sitting menacingly in a chair* Kaladin: Needs therapy but the best therapist he could find was a blue glowing sentient piece of magic Teft: addicted to burning his fingers Moash: We don't talk about Moash Nazh: I don't wanna go to the bottom of the ocean to find a very soggy map just because Khriss wants it... Fine but you owe me. Hoid: My stories are meaningless. They mean nothing. Stop- stop trying to find meaning they don't mean anything! All the Heralds: We've been living for like a long time. We're like, insane. Lift: I like food 1
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 7 hours ago, Arsteel said: I actually genuinely think she's a great character. I just went really over the top. Can't say I agree, but this isn't the place for that debate. My take on Lift: Putin, but with pancakes. Spoiler For reference, view an Our-kraine meme Arshqqam: I'm grouchy because I do good things with magic. Renarin: I'm evil, but not really. Taravangian: The wise man knows his limits, the wisest man has no limits. Adolin: yikes dad, your so strict... wait, maybe I am being bad. 1
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 Rashek: The guy who was evil and needed to be overthrown. One to two books later... Oh wait, he was keeping the world from ending. Whoops. 2
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Odiumiumium said: Teft: addicted to burning his fingers Are you defining him by his characteristic as an addict? How dare you! Just kidding, I laughed really hard at this. Edited July 16, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed Making not sound robotic
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 Kaladin: Body of a young man, soul and personality of an old man Syl: Body(?) of an old woman(/spren), soul and personality of a little girl
Rg2045 Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 12 hours ago, Frustration said: Moash: basically the IRS. Spoiler Teft your late on your taxes, 1
Cosmerenomics Enthusiest. Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 (edited) Kelsier: Troubled criminal running a cult trying to overthrow an empire while recruiting children and using them for espionage and training them to kill, while trying to raise an army using scare tactics and a cult of personality, while trying to start his own religion. Eventually starting an intergalactic space mafia as he slowly loses his mind. Edited July 19, 2022 by LightweaverWannabe 2
stonehand Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 a buddy cop drama between a reformed war criminal and Zeus
Rg2045 Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, stonehand said: a buddy cop drama between a reformed war criminal and Zeus Dalinar and the stormfather? Lol 1
FusedOfHonor Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 (edited) Kaladin: (Gagadin) BRIDGEBOI! Adolin (spoiled brat) Renarin *_* Dalinar: Thrilled guy he likes fighting Jasnah: iM sO bRiLlIaNt u Al aR dUmB shallan: I am a stick. moash: Edited July 20, 2022 by FusedOfHonor
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 11, 2022 Posted August 11, 2022 (edited) Knights Radient: People who gain magical powers after going through a successful redemption arc. Edited August 11, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard Grammer
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 12, 2022 Posted August 12, 2022 On 8/11/2022 at 11:17 AM, The Wandering Wizard said: Knights Radient: People who gain magical powers after going through a successful redemption arc. or as they go through a redemption arc? 1
S. Stormy she/her Posted August 14, 2022 Posted August 14, 2022 (edited) Rhythm of War: Raboniel: Spoiler A villain who is sympathetic because she killed her daughter. Edited August 14, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed : 2
Odiumiumium he/him Posted August 14, 2022 Posted August 14, 2022 (edited) Shallan spoiler Spoiler Shallan: Edgy, mentally ill teen murders her father, stalks the daughter of the king, tries to rob said daughter of king, is betrothed to the son of the new king, steals a guys boots by being foreign, murders some more, rubs shoulders with the space-mafia, gets hugged by a 9 millenia old man, and remembers she murdered a floaty pattern thing. (If I pitched the character like this, how many people would run away in confusion?) Lift: I'm hungry. Everyone: But you ate a whole plate of pancakes already! Lift: I stole a whole plate of pancakes. Also tell my pet Voidbringer to be quiet, he keeps saying words like "Cognitive Realm" and "Investiture" and "Malnutrition". Nale: I murder people for glowing and flying around and stuff, but it's 100% legal. I would never ever murder someone if I couldn't legally justify it, I'm not a madman! Mistborn era 2 spoilers Spoiler Kelsier: Worship me mortals! Survive! Here take these little coin thingies, they're super cool... hehe.... "cool"... Hey do you guys think I'm funny? Edited August 15, 2022 by Odiumiumium SA spoilers 1
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted August 15, 2022 Posted August 15, 2022 (edited) Adolin is Elhokar's cousin, not son. Gavilar is the OLD king, not new king. Edited August 15, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin
Piper she/her Posted August 15, 2022 Posted August 15, 2022 Dalinar - Grumpy, ex alcoholic, trying to unite... stuff
Fezzik Posted August 16, 2022 Posted August 16, 2022 On 8/14/2022 at 2:53 PM, Odiumiumium said: stalks the daughter of the king 19 hours ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said: Gavilar is the OLD king, not new king. Yeah, and Jasnah is the daughter of (Deceased) King Gavilar, which odiumium was correct about, and On 8/14/2022 at 2:53 PM, Odiumiumium said: is betrothed to the son of the new king, 19 hours ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said: Adolin is Elhokar's cousin, not son. Adolin is the son of the new king, Highking Dalinar of Urithiru, which odiumium was also correct about. They described Shallan terribly, but technically correctly, which is the whole point of the thread.
Going_North_cal Posted August 17, 2022 Posted August 17, 2022 Marsh: angsty half bad half good half boy brother of main character's mentor. may or may not have been emo at one point.
bmcclure7 Posted August 17, 2022 Posted August 17, 2022 (edited) Kaliden: Is a gigantic pile of depression. A literal walking pity party. Shallan: A self deluded murderous psychotic With severe personality issues. Syl: A Tinkerbell cosplayer from the cognitive realm. Adolin: A dumb playboy jock obsessed with fashion. Lift: an annoying pancake grubbing child. Dalinar: A literal war criminal. Renarin: NERD! Taravangian: A kind and compassionate king who likes to take care of the sick. Jasnah: A fanatical and delusional atheist, Insist on God's non existence despite being in a relationship with a Literal piece of him. Moas: He's done nothing wrong. Hoid: storm you, you asshole Vivenna: a home schooler in the big city Vasher: The world's most peacful murderer. Siri: A hot, dumb blonde, well some of the time. Lightsong: Is a useless hedonist, he so terrible that literally hundreds of people petition him daily to commit suicide. Susebron the God King: the definition of manchild. Kelsier: A thief and a mass murderer with a God complex. Vin: An orphan with daddy issues, Also a dark messiah who nearly destroyed the world. Sazed: a literal incel Elend: A naive rich boy Who was too incompetent to keep his job as king So his girlfriend made him emperor. Simp Spook: An idiot who can't even speak correctly. Marsh: a magical sockpuppet constantly overshadowed by his brother. Ruin: God but hes a toddler just wants to see things go boom. Preservation: God but with Alzheimer's. Edited August 17, 2022 by bmcclure7 1
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