Sharder One-Liners

[theTruthshaper]

1 minute ago, AonDii said:

"So we shoot Ene?" - @theTruthshaper

When was this? It seems like at least a few months old

[+Doomstick he/him]

context takes away from the experience of this thread

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

14 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Dang I don’t remember exactly either. There was the sneaky squirrel line, and then something about him prancing back and forth. 

I’m going to have to keep track of our lines next time. 

[mathiau he/him]

"Allomancy is now a soft magic system" - @Frustration

[Frustration]

Just now, mathiau said:

"Allomancy is now a soft magic system" - @Frustration

My friend was the one who said that but I'll take it.

It was awesome

[Condensation she/her]

"You have to get over the poisonous worms."

"Holy crap those are spike barrels!"

- Vapor

[Scarletfox]

“Hen is a zombie chicken”

- Emi

[Frustration]

Well, this became a thing

6 minutes ago, Dannex said:

Agh I’m dumb. Rip.

”How Dannex lost all his credibility in one post” =P

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

"apologize every time you kill someone" - @AonEne

[+Doomstick he/him]

"I wont eat you I promise" - @Hentient

[Knight of Iron she/they]

"I just had four babies." - @AonEne

[Chasmgoat he/him]

"I've got two horse hours left" - @Truthless of Shinovar

[Channelknight Fadran]

"One of us is gonna have to get shot here, Queen, and I'm not sittin' sus in a parking lot by myself." - Yours truly

[Frustration]

"Even I can't keep up with him." - @Hoid's Brother in referance to Hoid

[+Doomstick he/him]

Connie: *draws bonked toast with a face*

also Connie: "It's me!"

[Condensation she/her]

That was not bonked toast with a face.

*sigh*

[mathiau he/him]

3 minutes ago, Condensation said:

That was not bonked toast with a face.

*sigh*

What did we say about context?

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, mathiau said:

What did we say about context?

That wasn't context. It was rebuttal.

[Scarletfox]

“Murder is the answer”

 - @Chasmgoat

[+Doomstick he/him]

"Well I didn't have a reason to message you until your pelicans confused me" - Drammie

[Scarletfox]

“I’m really tempted to ask for your address just to mail you a rubber duck”

 - @Truthless of Shinovar
 

edit in order not to double post: 

“What are nuns usually made of?”

 - Truth

Edited March 13, 2021 by Scarletfox

[theTruthshaper]

4 hours ago, Scarletfox said:

“I’m really tempted to ask for your address just to mail you a rubber duck”

 - @Truthless of Shinovar
 

edit in order not to double post: 

“What are nuns usually made of?”

 - Truth

I saw that this was posted 4 hours ago and got so confused.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I have three from Fadran.

"I've been highly trained in the art of motivational speaking over chatrooms."

"In case you didn't notice, I accidently got a cult following. Help"

"Go on a road trip with your character. Date them. Kill their family and see how they react."

@Channelknight Fadran

[+Doomstick he/him]

"'HOW RUDE, I LOVE SATAN AND HANG OUT WITH HIM EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT'" -Ene

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

How am I only finding this just now....

"It's not like I was completely destitute in the sucrose department." - @xinoehp512

"Maybe it was cruelty free torture." - @Butt Ad Venture

"Concussions are an excellent family tradition." - @Jaywalk

"That guy is very wide." - @Butt Ad Venture

"Camels and humanity. That's what I have." - @Butt Ad Venture

"Stabbing people is a social activity." - @Doomstick

"I sold my imagination for fruitsnacks in Kindergartern." - @Butt Ad Venture

"I love watching things burn. Especially empires and mental health." - Me