Sharder One-Liners

[Quivil]

(Yesssss!)

[Name stolen]: "Yes! Yes! We have to spread this pandemic!"

 

[Name stolen]: "You know, it's actually very hard to kill someone." 

Edit: Ok, the second one is worrying outside of context so I'm going to add a tad in a spoiler for those of you who want it. (and so those who don't want context can not have it.)

Spoiler

The second one was spoken by me to my mother about a structured roleplaying game like D&D called GURPS and it was because I didn't completely understand the game's injury system at the time. (to kill someone in GURPS you have to do at least sixty points of damage to them, and AFAIK most weapons can give at most six damage points with each hit.)

Edited June 21, 2022 by Tani

[Toothless of Shinovar]

On 4/15/2021 at 11:53 PM, Shard of Reading said:

Ummm.... This thread is about what people on the 17th shard have said, removing all context. But I guess you can do that.

Oh. Oops. Sorry!

[+Doomstick he/him]

"Well, any day I make Stick flee in terror is a fun day, so probably." - @AonEne

[Channelknight Fadran]

Fadran: Emi says I love her more than you do

Queen: Well she's wrong. Apparently my powerful love for her is too strong for her love-meter to read

Fadran: Impossible. If her love meter was broken, then Vapor would make her explode

Queen: Hmm maybe it's just my awesomeness that it can't deal with

Fadran: Wait. Shouldn't we both love Emi the same? Being the same person and all.

Queen: Yeah so why doesn't it break from you?

Fadran: Perhaps Emi knows something that we don't know

Queen: Like what? What would make her love meter break for me but not you?

Fadran: ...because I love her more

Queen: But we should love her the same

Fadran: Then you'd better step up your game

[+Doomstick he/him]

What they don't know is that I was the one who broke the love-meter by maxxing it out (and Vapor has a special one for her that doesn't break at those levels of love).

[Vapor she/her]

No I love Emi the most

fight me

[+Doomstick he/him]

none of us question that

[Vapor she/her]

Just now, Doomstick said:

none of us question that

good

[Emi she/her]

4 hours ago, Vapor said:

No I love Emi the most

fight me

love you toooooooooooooo 

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Spoiler

It is not my favourite one, I am just reminding myself. Hehe

"Ummm.... This thread is about what people on the 17th shard have said, removing all context. But I guess you can do that."-@Shard of Reading

 

[Voidspawn he/him]

"Vapid was then tooken to jail." - @Vapor

[Condensation she/her]

"[redacted] is like a bean but a good bean not the ones in my taco" - @Vapor

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Coherent plotline - @Jaywalk

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"sPiCY" - Xino

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"tomorrow at the tower in Shadesmar." -Hoid the Drifter.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“But what about your arteries” -DrakeMarshall

[Scarletfox]

“Tell, is it hard being shipped with the metaphysical concept of bad luck?”

- Venture

[Quivil]

"Humans are fickle creatures and sentience was a mistake." -Channelknight Fadran

[Scarletfox]

“Oh I just tried to throttle Santa”

- Venture

[AonEne he/him]

"Hello I am Ene's large torso baby." - Tesh 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

"*vague hapi sounds* I am droink lemons rn"

-@AonEne

[AonEne he/him]

"sald, you must soften the leather in blood first" - the above poster 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

29 minutes ago, AonEne said:

"sald, you must soften the leather in blood first" - the above poster 

One bit of context-

I was trying to help make the boots easier to eat.

 

"*fleshbacks*

"OH NO"

@The Awakened Salad

Edited July 19, 2021 by Tesh

[Quivil]

Are you guys having fun without me? Now I'm sad.

[AonEne he/him]

14 hours ago, Tani said:

Are you guys having fun without me? Now I'm sad.

Not in person  just on Discord.