A Confession

[Vapor she/her]

[Enter a username]

Why? Why does it matter so much?

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Just like when we got into a huge argument over whether Fish was really a Fish

Spoiler

Hey, guess what, I'm not actually a sentient mathematical paradox! Turtle isn't actually a turtle. Nath isn't... well, I can't prove that, I guess.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Negative_Null said:

Just like when we got into a huge argument over whether Fish was really a Fish

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Hey, guess what, I'm not actually a sentient mathematical paradox! Turtle isn't actually a turtle. Nath isn't... well, I can't prove that, I guess.

but I am a stick

[Turtle they/them]

I AM NOT A TURTLE

Spoiler

I AM A ALLOMANTIC TURTLE DUCKK

 

[Mat he/him]

@turtle I mean I'm also in school but it's online so ehh.

1 minute ago, Negative_Null said:

Just like when we got into a huge argument over whether Fish was really a Fish

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Hey, guess what, I'm not actually a sentient mathematical paradox! Turtle isn't actually a turtle. Nath isn't... well, I can't prove that, I guess.

And I'm not actually some dice a fictional character uses to win money. *Jazz hands*

Just now, turtle said:

I AM NOT A TURTLE

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I AM A ALLOMANTIC TURTLE DUCKK

 

Glad that got cleared up.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

5 minutes ago, turtle said:

I AM NOT A TURTLE

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I AM A ALLOMANTIC TURTLE DUCKK

 

See, I was right

[Channelknight Fadran]

Why the heck was I summoned here?

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Why the heck was I summoned here?

Because Vapor used to not be actual Vapor and Fish wanted everyone to know.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Ah, okay. So is this a thread where we confess things? The Sharder Confessional?

[Vapor she/her]

HOW DOES THIS ALREADY HAVE TWO PAGES

[Nathrangking he/him]

15 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

Just like when we got into a huge argument over whether Fish was really a Fish

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Hey, guess what, I'm not actually a sentient mathematical paradox! Turtle isn't actually a turtle. Nath isn't... well, I can't prove that, I guess.

You rang?

[Mat he/him]

2 minutes ago, Vapor said:

HOW DOES THIS ALREADY HAVE TWO PAGES

This is a good question. It might have something to do with Fish tagging half the active members of the Shard, if I had to guess...

[Turtle they/them]

4 minutes ago, Vapor said:

HOW DOES THIS ALREADY HAVE TWO PAGES

*in ghost voice* Nooooo one knooooowsss

[Turtle they/them]

1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said:

This is a good question. It might have something to do with Fish tagging half the active members of the Shard, if I had to guess...

yes yes I was confusEd.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I’m a mythical creature created through the magic of TLT and no one is going to prove otherwise.

[Turtle they/them]

wellllll

 

Edited September 17, 2020 by turtle
guys lets make this like 10 pages

[Wind he/him]

I am A Windrunner so I have nothing to confess, unless...

[Turtle they/them]

are you secretly a sky breaker?

@A Windrunner

Edited September 17, 2020 by turtle

[I Am A Fish he/him]

45 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Vapor! We've all been deceived! 

Yes the world must know

38 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

Just like when we got into a huge argument over whether Fish was really a Fish

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Hey, guess what, I'm not actually a sentient mathematical paradox! Turtle isn't actually a turtle. Nath isn't... well, I can't prove that, I guess.

I am. 

38 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Why? Why does it matter so much?

Because, yes, I guess?

21 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

This is a good question. It might have something to do with Fish tagging half the active members of the Shard, if I had to guess...

I am triumphant

54 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

 

@I Used To Be A Fish, how did you get mixed up in this?

Because something smelled fishy, and I know fishy like my great aunt knows her knitting.  

[Frustration]

53 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

@Mist @Channelknight Fadran @Enter a username @Serce Forts @Rosharan A.C. @Emi @Nathrangking @A Windrunner @Negative_Null @Lunamor @DramaQueen @Shard of Thought @Adran Oathbreaker @Bearer of all agonies @Aragorn @bruh @Danex @Darkfinder @Condensation @Experience @Matrim's Dice @revelryintheart @Scarletfox @Scout_Fox @Spock @The One Ring @Truthless of Shinovar @turtle,

All right.

Why was I not summoned!

26 minutes ago, Vapor said:

HOW DOES THIS ALREADY HAVE TWO PAGES

Why not?

40 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

Just like when we got into a huge argument over whether Fish was really a Fish

  Reveal hidden contents

Hey, guess what, I'm not actually a sentient mathematical paradox! Turtle isn't actually a turtle. Nath isn't... well, I can't prove that, I guess.

I have a confession

Spoiler

I actually am Frustration

 

Just now, I Used To Be A Fish said:

I am. 

no, you are fillet.

[Eluvianii he/him]

So many confessions. How can I see you all the same way from now on? 

[Wind he/him]

38 minutes ago, turtle said:

are you secretly a sky breaker?

@A Windrunner

*Gasps* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

I am your father!

6 minutes ago, A Windrunner said:

*Gasps* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

[Vapor she/her]

im unfollowing this