Quivil she/her Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 But what about the lit dynamite stick you're still holding in your hand?!?!? The squirrels are trying to take over the world! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Where did all the acorns go? And cashews, too… And… all the other nuts? What’s going on? What sort of conspiracy is this?! It was a complete accident, I promise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Why is the snow falling up, the water blood red, and the stuffed animals trying to take over? Of course I did it. Don't you know me by now? Also, what are we talking about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Did you purposefully change the subject? I don’t believe that’s how it’s supposed to look… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Here. One hamster, in a... Lovely, deep crimson. ...It really doesn't stop, does it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 Hello, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Nothing but BEANS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 And what is the goal of our factory? Destruction of property 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 What is the least harmful thing you've ever done? The pumpkin is very very Very lost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 Hey, I've been looking for you everywhere! Why were you on a bus to Chicago with a pumpkin in sunglasses? I promise I can explain... I'mblamingitonyouandnobodywillbelieveyouifyoudenyit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 "Why did you burn down that house???!!!!! That sounds like an ish-you, not an ish-me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 17, 2023 Report Share Posted February 17, 2023 Help! I can't get the spiders out of my washing machine Buckets and buckets of bananas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 17, 2023 Report Share Posted February 17, 2023 So, how will you upend the world economy again? Must... obey... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 Go buy all the Sanderson leatherbounds. I never thought I’d see the day. Finally. Finally! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 We have nearly enough souls to control everyone on the planet. Death and Destruction! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 Hey, do you know the best way to remove stains? Don't be so hasty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 I'm so hungry, but... There's ice cream in the freezer. So that's where my tax money is going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 Oh, this robot unicorn that can fly and shoot confetti? The state paid for me to have it. You know what I always say. 'Floor food is free food'. And also, 'it isn't stealing if you don't get caught'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 Wh- you just stole the storming donut van, crashed it, then ate all the donuts that spilled onto the floor *police sirens get louder* Why?? B-b-beans are people too? *cries* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 Did you know that lima beans are sapient creatures? Oh, him? That's just the local nutcase. Don't know why he keeps insulting people, but he's got a cool flute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Did that guy just say you look like a misshapen carrot? I ran out of toilet paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curon he/him Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 What happened to my Hamster?! Well they call it "gamification"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Why can I now jump my height? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take away your mouth. I sat on your cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Hi!! How was school? But... the only thing on the menu is beans... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Good morning, what would you like to order? So that's what happened to King Arthur... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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