Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Odiumiumium he/him]

What was that loud shattering noise?

OoooOOOooh a GOAT! 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We have created a creature that will strike fear into the hearts of many!

Goat Cheese!

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Okay I know there's no Walmart here but you don't have to cry abo-

Uhhh who even asks that??

[Quivil]

Who are you?

 

Majjikkckckkccckkc!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*waves hands in the air and throws sparkles sneakily so it looks like a magic trick*

And you want me to eat it?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Here’s your dinner!

The Knights Radiant must stand again!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I'm tired. I'm just going to sit here for a...

Run for your life!!!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We managed to fuse a whitespine with a bunny.

Rappidly advancing rabid rabbits

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Wow, look at that sunset... Wait, what's that on the horizon?

m h f m f m m m m f m     l e t          m e          s l e e p

Edited December 16, 2022 by Sequence

[Quivil]

Fire! Fire, Sequence, wake up! There's a fire!

 

It was only a little bit!

[AonDoor he/him]

You're telling me you accidentally burned my non-flammable shorts?!

Well, that's not my opinion.

 

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

So you're saying that we live in a simulation run by an army of vengeance-seeking, universe-destroying hamsters?

 

All of it is true. All of it.

Edited December 16, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[AonDoor he/him]

I just read your sattire about the hamsters. How much of that do you think people will believe?

When in doubt, use the vacuum.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

So...some rats moved in last week. What should I do?

"My, my." *waves arms around*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"The humans built a giant metal moon that looks like a cyclops and shoots green lasers that blow up planets."

 

The Empire vs. The Superiority. Neither of them'll see it coming!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

What movie should we make?

 

But... why should you not make a shrimp and glass pastry, you loved those last year!

[S. Stormy she/her]

I don't think we have any viable options for this...

 

Blind. And mute. And dead!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

What is your brother's state currently?

 

Well, when you put it that way...

[Odiumiumium he/him]

"The giant Pacific octopus has three hearts, nine brains and blue blood, making reality stranger than fiction." Therefore, it can do mental math 9 times faster than a human, because thats how brains work! So octopuses are superior to humans!

“…exploding chickens!”

Edited December 17, 2022 by Ookla the Confused
Forgot to put an answer

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What do you want on a t-shirt?

Blue is superior.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I painted my house green. All of it. The walls, the roof, the stairs; I even had the windows-

 

What? No, it makes perfect sense. Go on.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I uh... don't think I'm comfortable with this. I mean, what part of cutting off my own fingers and inserting them into this machine for "the greater good" makes sense?

I really like this idea, but I really don't think it would be safe to do around children. Or... anyone, for that matter.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

So, we take the deuterium and fuse it to helium-3, and then we get UNLIMITED POWEERRRR!!!!. I think we could do it right here, in this cute little park. 

"...and then the Ooklas all went extinct."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

What's the end of the story?

Um... I'm fairly certain I don't want to answer that.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Мнение о премьере?

NO! MY HOUSE, MY RULES.