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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I'd like an extra large doughnut, hold the anchovies.

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

[Ranryu she/her]

Look! I just inherited a briefcase full of negative 12 dollar bills!

Well, there goes my dream of being a surgery room tap dancer.

Edited November 20, 2022 by Ranryu
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[Potato's Wit she/her]

Well, it looks like you mixed all of his organs around, so his brain is in his stomach. How'd you manege that?

It's Carl the Penguin!!! *gasp*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just how many hours of sleep did you get last night?

Mamma mia!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What happened to the pasta chef?

Essays. SO MANY ESSAYS!

[Telrao she/her]

*thump* Here you go, everyone who wants to be Prime Aqasix!

*twitches* But I want to eat it! *twitches*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Telrao, fertilizer is not good to eat!!!

*Smack lips* Mmm... that was good.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Are you really eating raw flour?

Five. Obviously.

[Telrao she/her]

How... how many chasmfiends did you just eat????

What? It's obvious, no?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What’s the meaning of life?

Pumpkin pie!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So... how will you give me your immortal soul?

No... not like this!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*nerdy sneezes* Bless you!

That's just Star Wars.

[Edema Rue she/her]

WHY ARE THERE MAGIC GLOWEY SWORDS IF THEY AREN"T SHARDBLADES?

Man, I hate cleaning bloodstains out of dresses.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why is your dress so messy? and what are those stains?!?

Ooklas. Ooklas everywhere.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

What's happening?

WATCH OUT FOR THE CAT!!!

[Telrao she/her]

*menacing voice* WAfFlEs *Angery cat noises*

EEEEYAH OOKLA

[Potato's Wit she/her]

What is your favorite phrase?

I don't think the pineapple hat will work.

[Edema Rue she/her]

(Wayne speaking) Got my disguise all ready for the infiltration, with a new hat an' everythin'!

Ghost broccoli.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What other DNA did you fuse that new species with?

tHe UnBrEaKaBlE cOdE.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

What did you just break?

No, because of sneezes, you can't go to the park.

[Liahona]

You always told me to share, so you should let me sneeze on people

Ughhhh I feel like I'm gonna throw up

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

 *walks over* Hey Liahona! Good to see you!

BLERGH

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What do you think of chocolate chip cookies?

yOuR bUtT

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What thing should we set on fire next?

Tooootaly not evil/posessed.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

my toothpaste is?

the large cow