The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Gears]

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[Vapor she/her]

Bear walks into a bar.

[Gears]

Bear says, "This is a stick-up. I've got a gun and I'm not afraid to use it. Now, what have you done with Goose?"

[Vapor she/her]

A rabbit walks into a bar.

[Gears]

Bartender says, "Wow, it's a real zoo in here, isn't it."

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Bear proceeds to shoot everyone because they aren't responding to his stick up.

[The One Ring she/her]

Someone walked into the bar, and Bear went silent.

[Vapor she/her]

Nobody walked into the bar.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Now the bar is lonely

[Vapor she/her]

Nobody was confused. "I'm here, though!"

[The One Ring she/her]

"And so am I" Someone said

[dannnex male]

3 men walk into a bar.

Spoiler

They had some drinks, some food, talked for a while and then left. 

Spoiler

anti-jokes are the best kind of joke. 

 

[Gears]

Your brain is the Great Filter.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Ummmm... Okay.... Cool...

[Gears]

Incomprehension is the name of the game.

[Frustration]

@Ookla Fell From The Sky

@Ookla of the Arts

@Ookla of Truthshapers

@Ookla Personified

@Ookla the Absent

@Ookla the Araris Valerian

@Ookla the Conundrum

@Ookla the Counselor

@Ookla the Crimson King

@Ookla the Cryptic

@Ookla the Disappointed

@Ookla the Divine Blade

@Ookla the Editor

@Ookla the Empyreal

@Ookla the Eternal

@Ookla the fangirl

@Ookla the Gancho

@Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto

@Ookla the Hypodecadal

@Ookla who goes DORIYAH!!

You lose the Game

Ookla seasons over!

Edited December 19, 2020 by Frustration

[Aspiring Writer]

Spoiler

@Ookla the Larkin @Ookla the Mistiosa @Ookla the Observer @Ookla the Radiant @Ookla the Rat Creature @Ookla the Reserved @Ookla the Rhadamanthine @Ookla the Shadowed @Ookla the Sly @Ookla the Stick (The true stick) @Ookla the Telekinetic @Ookla the Turtle @Ookla the Unamused @Ookla the Unnamable @Ookla the Watcher @Ookla the Wistful @Ookla the Wizard @Ookla the Yay @Ookla of the Arts @Ookla of Truthshapers @Ookla who goes DORIYAH!!

BLame him ^^^^^

Also, yeah, Ookla season is over, please change back!

Edited December 19, 2020 by Aspiring Writer

[Vapor she/her]

What if they can't change?

[Alvron]

Then they will be changed.  

[Personification he/him]

2 hours ago, Frustration said:

@Ookla Personified

You lose the Game

Ookla seasons over!

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

https://xkcd.com/391/

Also, I was offline when the season ended (which it technically hasn't in my time zone yet, though I understanding we are cutting it short because the SotS came out early).

[Frustration]

9 minutes ago, Personification said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

https://xkcd.com/391/

Also, I was offline when the season ended (which it technically hasn't in my time zone yet, though I understanding we are cutting it short because the SotS came out early).

No harsh feelings. It wasn't intended as any sort of attack or critique.

[Vapor she/her]

Thank you for that wonderful xkcd.

[The One Ring she/her]

And thank you, Vapor for letting me have this win

[Rebecca she/her]

3 hours ago, Aspiring Writer said:

Also, yeah, Ookla season is over, please change back!

I would love to but I’m out of name changes haha.

[Aspiring Writer]

18 minutes ago, Ookla the Telekinetic said:

I would love to but I’m out of name changes haha.

You can ping Chaos and ask as a favor I believe.