The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

3 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

eperons? As in this?... This is all I found, molding plastic? Unless there's a hidden meaning?

 

22 hours ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

"Eperon" is the left side of an ultra supamega supremus awesome person's brain. Mraize figured it out and turns out I know too(neither if us know for reals) 

 

 

 

[BitBitio he/him]

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You should know better than to trust me. It was for the story

 

[Devout Pathian]

But those ererons were also irrelevant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

@BitBitio the Mudkip ah ok. What I was looking at, it was all in French and mine is a bit rusty. 

The group sat and pondered. If the cost was eperons and irrelevant; they might as well pay the price. Anything to destroy this newer, stinkier Adonalsium, whose noxious fumes were driving up the price of nose plugs.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

On July 1, 2018 at 4:25 PM, Kidpen said:

-peron. What this is, only @Mraize knows.

Butt screams suddenly sounding a lot like Mraize, "who let leak that Eperon is a Ghostblood secret weapon of total mass destruction and not domination. Totally not domination."

His voice changes to Hagrid's. "I should not have said that."

[Devout Pathian]

Everyone then wondered how they knew it was Hagrid’s voice, concidering that none of them knew anyone by that name.  However, they were all certain it was Hagrid’s voice.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hagrid. Was he the one that created the whole universe and Adonalsium and the shards too!? Has he finally come back!? "Oh rusts, I'm screwed!" Thought Butt. Legend had it that if Hagrid has come back the Cosmere and it's peoples were in serious danger. It was time for Butt and the other shards to make a deal.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

The other shards agreed. Hagrid had to be stopped. At any and all costs.

[Devout Pathian]

Hagrid laughed evilly and said, “you cannot stop me!  The destruction is fated. There is nothing you can do to prevent fate.”

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

They realized that that was probably true: it was Butt, after all who he was possessing so he could talk through him, as he was the only one powerful enough to channel the almighty Hagrid. That meant that he could listen to all of their plans through Butt.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This was lucky for the rest of the shards and Odium had personal experience splintering shards. They just needed to lull Hagrid/Butt. But with what? "Maybe we need to throw a party." said Autonomy. "Let's get everyone involved. Kelsier knows how to plan things and go out with a bang. Wayne can help with disguises." said Conflict. "Brilliant! Hoid and his apprentice Shallan can entertain with stories!" said Cultivation. "We can do this or this will all be irrelevant." said Odium

[BitBitio he/him]

And, so, all of them, following an extremely logical thinking process, decided not to do any of that and instead breakdance all over Jupiter.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Butt was all like "Stupid narrators! Are you just going to leave me here to keep being possessed by Hagrid and let all of the other characters have fun dancing all over a non-Cosmere planet!?"

[Kidpen he/him]

Yes. 

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

"Stupid narrators." said Butt. But the narrators didn't care-they were having too much fun participating in the break dancing party.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"How did they even get to another galaxy anyways!? And I can't get there! Hagrid sucks! He just keeps calling me a wizard and talking about something something Hopcats? No. Haggis. Nope. Hogwarts? What even is that!? Rust you all to Damnation!!!" Complained Butt.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

But the narrators had decided that Butt was irrelevant.

[BitBitio he/him]

So they decided to ignore Butt for a while and go interact at the party.

Butt screamed "Arg!" And died but not really because tortured muffin souls brought him back to life. But that was irrelevant.

[Apollyon he/him]

The narrators challenged each other to a dance battle of universal proportions. It was Rusting awesome. The first contestants were @Apollyon and...

[Devout Pathian]

@BitBitio the Mudkip, whom @Aurora the Rioter nominated.  Go Bit, you can win!

[BitBitio he/him]

@Kidpen

 

 

 

 

Arghhhhh ninjad

Edited July 3, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

@whattheHoid

 

Also ninja'd.

Edited July 3, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Kidpen he/him]

Bitbitio took the first dance.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Aah why!? I've been ninja'd! 

Apollyon accepts Bit's offer for a dance. Butt watches mournfully overhead, but is irrelevant.

[BitBitio he/him]

Actually, Aurora typed in my name but not in bold so the real nomination is Kidpen.

22 minutes ago, Aurora the Rioter said:

@BitBitio the Mudkip, whom @Aurora the Rioter nominated.  Go Bit, you can win!

See? Not bolded, not in the story.

Kidpen it is.