The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

7 hours ago, Kidpen said:

This upsets AonEne.

*applauds*

[Devout Pathian]

The Stormfather doesn’t like Butt anymore, because Butt broke his oath about not falling in love.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt didn't like that the Stormfather was mad at him. "Don't you see, Stormfather? I traveled back in time to be with you!! I love you!" exclaimed Butt.

[Apollyon he/him]

The Stormfather rumbled in thought.

[BitBitio he/him]

It rains.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

The rain is acid rain. Literally. Raid made of acid.

[BitBitio he/him]

It vaporizes the time machine.

 

The easiest way to make a plot interesting is to vaporize things

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt stared in dismay. He couldn't travel through time anymore and was stuck with an angry Stormfather. So, he decided to make the Stormfather a fancy dinner. Luckily, through that party in Jupiter; he discovered the talents of a Chef Gordon Ramsay. He hired him to make a romantic meal for the two of them.

[BitBitio he/him]

BitBitio left the conversation and stopped posting in the thread because it had become WAY too weird.

[Niteshado he/him]

As Butt cried, he heard a voice in his head, speaking to him.

[Apollyon he/him]

Then the narrators weren't sure if @Niteshado was looking at the right page.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt then broke 4th wall, stating that Niteshado was in fact on the wrong page, and is a moron.

[Apollyon he/him]

The narrators call upon the great @Archer to repair the Fourth Wall. Again.

[Archer he/him]

"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?" Archer's voice boomed. "OH. I SEE YOU BROKE THAT WALL AGAIN. RELEASE THE MIMES! "

The mimes promptly got to work fixing up the hole in the fourth wall, using a cement truck to do it. Once they'd glued the truck onto the hole, they rode their invisible elevator back to their invisible fishing tournament. 

[Apollyon he/him]

The Fourth Wall had been rebuilt. The narrators and Butt could rest easy.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt stares at the fading Cement Truck glued shoddily to the wall, not really fixing much. As the Truck fades out of existence, Butt shakes his head. "What was I doing again..?" he says to himself. 

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

"Eh. It's irrelevant" he said. And so, with the fourth wall again broken with the cement truck gone, He walked through it and went on a journey to find one of the narrators. When he did, he yelled at them: "I'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME, BUT GIVE ME A NEW TIME MACHINE NOW!!!! i NEED TO RETURN TO MY OWN TIME! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Meanwhile, in an interlude somewhere, a character was doing only mildly relevant things, probably irrelevant things, but they were important enough to make it into an interlude, so here they are: A boy ran through the tall grasses of an unknown shardworld, he was being pursued by a giant monkey.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The narrators yawned. "Don't worry," they said. "We have your entire life planned out. You'll experience a lot of drama and confusion, so you'd better get used to it,"

Edit: ninja'd.

Edited July 6, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then the story returned from the interlude, and what @Gancho Libre said transpired.

[BitBitio he/him]

And Butt returned to his own timestream, however he had changed the past so that in the future, everyone was a chull. 

[Devout Pathian]

It made for a pretty boring life.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

One of the narrators used his surge of adhesion to repair the fourth wall 

(not me, but someone lol)

[Apollyon he/him]

That narrator happened to be the very same one who hated ghanderflaffles with a passion. That narrator was...

 

[I Am Witless she/her]

6 hours ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

BitBitio left the conversation and stopped posting in the thread because it had become WAY too weird.

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Of all of the things in this thread, THIS weirds you out?