AonEne Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 23 minutes ago, Kidpen said: -peron. What this is, only @Mraize knows. Edit: 1200th post in this thread, and 1300th for me! What do we do when we become the longest thread? We keep on going so that none can ever challenge us. What IS an eperon? @Mraize, we need you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 "Eperon" is the left side of an ultra supamega supremus awesome person's brain. Mraize figured it out and turns out I know too(neither if us know for reals) Thus, Brandy died, and the muffins exploded, and the ghanderflaffle merged with Butt and Arnold to create a tri-shard Below is an image of a ghanderflaffle Arnold My perception of Butt And Brandy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 @BitBitio the Mudkip All I have to say to that is the pig is cute, even if I don’t like Arnold, which I’m not sure why since I don’t have anything against him. (Pigs are my favorite animal. They are the cutest.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) As the tri-shard formed, it started to rain vodka and brandy onto Scadrial. People started to get drunk, chaos ensued. The Butt/Arnold/ghanderflaffle being looked at the chaos amusingly and thought it was wonderfully irrelevant. Edited July 2, 2018 by whattheHoid 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Butt also wondered where Bit got it from. He wondered this because tri shards gain fourth wall awareness, past the point of mime repair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Or maybe, they had even gained awareness of the elusive.... 5th ceiling! This really isn't even close to the longest thread.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: Or maybe, they had even gained awareness of the elusive.... 5th ceiling! This really isn't even close to the longest thread.... no, but every post makes us one step closer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 "The 5th ceiling, could it be!? Have I finally got there!?" thought Butt. A stern man, by the name of Praxton guarded the door. To gain this legendary awareness there were 2 requirements: become at least a tri-shard and to be able to answer the riddles. This was a problem, as Butt wasn't too bright. But perhaps with the help of Arnold and the ghanderflaffle... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 But then Butt remembered that Arnold was a pig and the ghamderflaffle also was just an animal, if you could call it that. He decided they wouldn’t be abke to help him, he was on his own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 So with that in mind, he decided to do what he did best. He tried to Fartomancy his way through with some brandy/vodka rain sprinkled on top. Praxton was not amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Aurora the Rioter said: But then Butt remembered that Arnold was a pig and the ghamderflaffle also was just an animal, if you could call it that. He decided they wouldn’t be abke to help him, he was on his own. I believe Arnold is a "toy piglet." Then Butt farted in Praxton's face, causing him to faint and answering the riddles at the same time. The fifth ceiling, as it turned out, granted him the powers of Gagkhor and Flatulemy, causing him to become a cuadro-shard of freaking awesomeness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 The other shards felt Butt Ascend again. They didn't like this at all. "I'm way more intelligent than Butt! The only word he knows to make him smart is irrelevant and he gains access to the fifth ceiling!" grumbled Conflict. "Something has to be done!" said Autonomy. "Let's make him irrelevant and join forces!" said Odium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) And so it turned out to be Adonalsium without the shards Butt, Honor, Ghanderflaffle, and Awesomeness versus those Shards in a war called the Buttocks Desolation. jeez, plot climax at page 49 Edited July 2, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 So they all had a tea party. An epic tea party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 it was the most epic, unrelevant tea party in the entire Cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 19 hours ago, Ark1002 said: This really isn't even close to the longest thread.... Let me do some math. This thread has only been posted for about two months. In that time, it's received 1207 posts total. That's approximately 20 posts a day, unless I suck at math. The current longest thread had it's first and last post seven months apart. They had approximately 20 posts a day apparently. I expected this to be more inspirational than it was. Oh well, if we keep at this rate it'll only take about about 10.5 months to become the official longest. Not an unreasonable amount of time at all. Butt was upset at Gancho's repeated use of unrelevant, considering he had been the previous person to do so as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 it was so epic, that they invited Dalinar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Sadly, by the time he showed up it was over. Butt had picked of the Shards united against him one by one, finally becoming Andonalsium in full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Unfortunately, that was unrelevant. "What?" Butt asked. "How could that possibly be unrelevant? I'm Adonalsium! That's important!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 This was irrelevant. As Butt was now Adonalsium, he made sure the highstorms on Roshar was filled with stinky winds; the rains on Scadrial made of brandy and vodka and the sandstorms on Taldain filled with sand and irrelevant objects. The seventeenth shard could no longer keep their policy of non-intervention. They called for the ultimate weapon, Hoid bearing Nightblood to shatter the shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Unfortunately, their plans failed. Not only is Nightblood incapable of shattering things (everything he touches disintegrates) but Butt just incinerated both of them with... magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Chartreuse magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 It is very good for incineration, but, like other magic systems in the Cosmere, there is always a grave cost to the power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 The cost is related to eperons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 (edited) eperons? As in this?... This is all I found, molding plastic? Unless there's a hidden meaning? Edited July 3, 2018 by whattheHoid Clarification 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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