AonEne Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 1 minute ago, whattheHoid said: Harmony You mean Conflict? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 My bad, yes Conflict! And do we really have to still do rhymes? Can this stop!? Odium decided that if he had to suffer any more rhyming, he would destroy not only the person rhyming, but their whole planet as well. Still, Butt suffered with ruined taste buds, a side effect of his Fartomancy, but that would not deter him from his quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 1 minute ago, whattheHoid said: Butt suffered with ruined taste buds, a side effect of his Fartomancy I OBJECT. (Sorry, you seem like a quite nice person; I don't mean to sound like I hate you or anything) I don't have a sense of smell, and I can taste things just fine. I know that the two senses are Connected, but harm to one doesn't have to mean alteration to the other. Which I will repeat until the end of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 Eh, I guess you're right. I wouldn't have thought of that as I can smell. You can't smell anything and you can taste? I've a super stuffed nose before and couldn't taste anything. It's cool, your objection is noted; no hard feelings. It's hard to sometimes remember that there are normal human things happening in this story, i.e. basic human senses and ridiculous things, like Fartomancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 I remember the simpler times, when hamsters ruled the world, and their only threat was a big dog... Or a robot? Or volcanoes? Or hamster balls? Maybe it wasn't all that simpler... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 It was great in the beginning. But I must say that Butt Venture and ghanderflaffles are among the greatest inventions in all fandom history. Aside from Fartomancy, I have no objections to the current plot. (If you can call this a plot) Butt Venture was hungry, so he ate something. That something was a bowl of instant noodles. It was delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 Then the ghanderflaffle, sad that nobody was rhyming anymore, decreed that from now on the last word of every post has to rhyme with the last word of the previous post. And everyone posting one this thread complied cheerfully and continually. You thought I was done, didn't yall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 The noodles brought Butt back to a simpler time when he was traveling with Lift. He decided to reunite with his friend and escape the ghanderflaffle sneakily with a clever disguise, a grand hat. He headed back through Shadesmar and encountered Wayne, who wouldn't let him go any further without a trade. Malicious. There @Gancho Libre! There's your rhyme, sule! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) Wayne offered a cow for Butt's hat. His bargaining was vicious. Gancho, you realize that now every post will have to be a rhyme of malicious/vicious, right? Edited June 21, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 He declined the offer. Wayne then offered a second cow to Butt (to be repetitious). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Butt once again declined, and then said,”Want some noodles? they’re delicous!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Wayne said, "Tell you what, Butt; I'll let you through if you give me that hat and I'll throw in 3 cows." Butt thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not?" After all he didn't want to come off capricious. Gancho, we have a total of 19 or so words that rhyme with vicious. Why!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Butt decided to ditch the rhyming and go back to his favorite word, Irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 After, Butt traded with Wayne, he traveled farther into Shadesmar. He needed to get to Threnody, where he left a very important device there. Nothing was more important than retrieving it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 23 hours ago, whattheHoid said: You can't smell anything and you can taste? Yep. It's fine, though. 21 hours ago, Apollyon said: Aside from Fartomancy, I have no objections to the current plot. (If you can call this a plot) No plot = best plot. (Mostly.) Do you not like Fartomancy? (I haven't recorded very much yet. Oops.) This device was called the Eye of Onyx. Butt really wanted to be the SandWing queen, glossing over the fact that he was male. He also glossed over the question of how the Eye had possibly gotten to Threnody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 He found the Eye with his friend Gold-eyes. He was quickly regretting his decision though as Gold-eyes was insane and thought he was the leader of an empire. This empire was made of garbage and ants. Butt had to tread carefully. Luckily, Gold-eyes had one weakness. @AonEne -Is your sense of taste heightened? Like does is overcompensate for the loss of one sense, in your case smell? Can you taste colors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 His weakness was any mention of the mythical Naro, the terrible creature that roams the sea as part Narwal and part Cheeto. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Sloth Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 This thread is longer now 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 4 hours ago, The Awakened Sloth said: This thread is longer now That might be the most truthful thing someone has ever posted on this thread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Butt didn't know the weakness though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 He figured the weakness was irrelevant, so he he didn’t bother to try to learn it and attack him with fartomancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 That wasn't his weakness, so Gold-eyes just laughed, and said, "Haha, that's not my weakness," However, that made him think of what his weakness actually was, the terrible Naro, and that triggered his weakness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Butt proceeded to exploit this weakness, using the terrible Naro. Gold-eyes started to panic; his body started to expand grotesquely and popped. Butt took the device. "That's the last time I leave something important with a crazy person." Butt muttered. "Now to get off this cursed planet." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 13 hours ago, whattheHoid said: @AonEne -Is your sense of taste heightened? Like does is overcompensate for the loss of one sense, in your case smell? Can you taste colors? I don't think so and no. I don't have synesthesia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 @AonEne Very interesting, and thank you for indulging my curiosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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