The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him]

He prepared a wondrous array of ingredients and created a stew that Rock would envy. Lift eats the stew and ascends from the huge amount of investiture, becoming the shard of...

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Awesomeness

[Devout Pathian]

Lift with her Awesomeness shard decided to create an awesome world.  On this awesome world, she would only invite awesome people to come and live there.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt was among these awesome people. The people there were highly invested because of the presence of 3 Shards; Honor, Butts, and Awesomeness.

[Devout Pathian]

Because of Honor they had stormlight, but the only type of Radiant they could be was an Edgedancer, because of Awesomeness.  Butts power let  people be fart ventriloquist.  It was very powerful.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The other awesome people who got to live on the planet was Rock, Kelsier, Hoid, Rysn and Spongebob. 

[Devout Pathian]

Hoid and Kelsier were always at odds with one another, but after a while they united in a common hatred of Spongebob.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt supported them wholeheartedly.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

However, SpongeBob proved to be indestructible force of stupidity. No matter how much Awesomeness they used against him, he would somehow survive their hatred. However, because of the amount of hatred they generated, Odium was attracted to this place. He was NOT Awesome, so Lift and Odium fought an epic battle.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt put on his 3D glasses and sat back with his popcorn to enjoy the show, periodically releasing a Shardic burst of flatulence to mix up the fight a little.

[Kidpen he/him]

So the people decided to fight Butt instead.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The people being Odium, Lift, Kelsier, Hoid, Spongebob, Rock and Rysn. Mraize was nearby, and so he joined for good measure.

Edited June 8, 2018 by Toaster Retribution

[Devout Pathian]

Butt used his fart ventriloquist powers to them think that Kelsier farted.

[Apollyon he/him]

Spongebob exploded because no one liked him. Kelsier didn’t though because everyone liked him.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Rysn was the only one who didn’t like Kelsier. She threw fish sticks at him and Butt. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

While Butt was cooking, Mr. Krabs bursts through the door demanding the Krabby Patties be cooked faster. "There's a big line of customers outside me boy! We need to make some money!" Said Mr. Krabs

[whattheHoid she/her]

While Butt was cooking, Mr. Krabs bursts through the door demanding the Krabby Patties be cooked faster. "There's a big line of customers outside me boy! We need to make some money!" Said Mr. Krabs

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Rysn accidentally hit Mr Krabs with the fish sticks she was throwing.

[Niteshado he/him]

Mr. Krabs scrambled to catch them. "Thats me money you're thrown around!"

[Apollyon he/him]

And then a certain narrator didn’t approve of this scene and thought that we should get back to Butt Venture’s misadventures.

So, consider all Spongebob content veto’d.

[Kidpen he/him]

Sandy was very against this veto.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

The veto was in light of copyright issues regarding Nickelodeon. The Narrators were not keen on being sued for inclusion of copyrighted material in their Butt documentary.

[Devout Pathian]

So all the stuff with Spongbob was irrelvent to the story.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt pondered his undying love of irrelevance minus Spongebob. The dictionary definition played over and over again in his head, causing him to realize what true love is.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

True love was pancakes.