Apollyon he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 So Odium rested in every tense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Aurora the Rioter refrained herself from listing every tense again as it would make Odium very odoius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 *Odious, the narrator corrected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Everyone was very startled to hear that there was a narrator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 The existance of a narrator made Odium extremely odious. In every possible tense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Capitalize the storming word already, complained the Narrator. It also made him odorous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Stress = Sweat apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Since Rock won the lawyering contest, Lift had to rebuild Butt’s noodle shop and she could no longer use the recipe she stole from him. Instead, she just stole Butt’s lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Butt teamed up with Emma and the ghanderflaffle to hunt Lift down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) They also hired a documentary crew to film the chase, and a make an intense drama with betrayal and excitement called... Edited June 5, 2018 by Snipexe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 The Chull at Dusk, in honor of Butt’s failed romance novels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 In addition to filming the chase, the crew would also interview Butt about his life and all the crazy things the narrators made him do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Someone told them they’d make more money if they split the content up over three movies and then released a one hour made-for-TV movie about the making of the documentary. They saw no problems with this idea, so the project become The Chull at Dusk: The Saga. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 They also got a killer deal with Lekal Film, the producers and writers of Mist Wars. The deal stated that Lekal Film produce and promote the production as long as they got a Delicious Noodles TM party afterwards, free of charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe he/him Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 And finally a book contract was written, for a 3rd person autobiography with the title of, the longest thread ever (misadventures) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 This autobiography happened to just be a biography instead, written by the insane Returned narrators. And this is part of it. Butt broke the 4th wall (again) at the thought of this fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 He wondered at how come all his narrators happened to be Returned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 (edited) He then realized that on page 28, his narrators had died and Returned. Edited June 6, 2018 by Apollyon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 As Butt reflected upon this he saw a stick. The Stick... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Butt wasn’t sure what to do with The Stick. Should he burn it, worship it, ignore it, leave it? Not sure what yet to do he picked it up and put it in his pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Suddenly, Nale appeared. It was illegal to pick up sticks in this part of the Cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Butt wasn’t sure what the punishment would bring, but since it was Nale he assumed it was death. He couldn’t let that happen so he farted in Nale’s direction using his shard powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Nale was allergic to farts, so he died and returned to Braize. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) But then, Butt once more realized that it was all irrelevant. Edited June 7, 2018 by Stormblessed Dolphin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 So, with deed in hand for Delicious Noodles TM, Butt decided to participate in his true passion; cooking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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