Gancho Libre Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 He stayed prostrate until he ran out of tears and started crying out sweat, which hurt. Once he ran out of sweat, he just lay there. For eventy-three years, five months, seventeen days, six hours, ten minutes, and forty-two seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 His sorrow then ended. A friendly ghanderflaffle had come and but their loving bicep 'round Butt's shoulders, giving him strength to continue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Then, in a fit of remembrance of the ghanderflaffle who was crushed so long ago, the ghanderflaffle burbled in disgust and started scratching at Butt's face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 It hurt. A lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 However, it wasn't fatal because the ghanderflaffle had a nasty habit of biting its nails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 (edited) But Butt could think of a worse one. Edit: thumbs up if you get the reference Edited June 25, 2018 by Apollyon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 I guess i'm getting a thumbs down I'll wait for someone else to say it, because I dont know. It was a very bad habit indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 I don't get the reference either. Butt's face hurt pretty bad, but he finally decided to pick himself up. Unfortunately, his legs turned to jelly from laying in his sorrow for so many years. He managed to immobilize the ghanderflaffle for enough time to use it as a sled. Somehow, it worked and on the way he bumped into Nazh, who was busy frantically drawing a map. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 It was a map of the Chicago subway systems. But because that isn't in the Cosmere, neither of them had any idea what it represented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 They both looked at each other confused. "The things I put up with to please Khriss." Nazh said. "If you don't know what it is you're drawing; how did you know to draw it in the first place?" asked Butt. "Dammed if I know. You look like rust, by the way. What happened to you?" said Nazh. Butt tried to explain, but couldn't remember. "Oh no!" thought Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 He had forgotten everything about his life except for Uncle Brandy and of course the ghanderflaffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 And, of course, his love of the word irrelevant. But that was irrelevant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 So he started sobbing again in a corner (although he had forgotten that he had just done that) because he hated Uncle Brandy and couldn’t remember anything else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Sobbing the second time around was a bit painful for Butt as he still hadn't replenished his body fluids. It was also a bit painful because a pencil grazed his face. You see, upon hearing about the ghanderflaffle, Nazh stood up suddenly and threw his pencil. Nazh and the ghanderflaffle had had a falling out not to recently and was embarrassed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 “Who are you?” Butt asked Nazh while sobbing. “I don’t even remember whom you are. And why did you throw a pencil at me?” “It’s actually ‘who’ in that case,” Nazh corrected. “And we haven’t meet before this so, I’m not sure why you’re so upset. Unless of course it was the pencil.” “I don’t even remeber proper grammar,” Butt sobbed not caring that he hurt from the pencil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Then someone punched him, and he remembered everything except Uncle Brandy and the ghanderflaffle. He remembered his love of the word irrelevant, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 In order to be remembered, a ghanderflaffle somersaulted into the fray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Butt teared up at this. The ghanderflaffle was a beautiful sight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Then he remembered that ghanderflaffles are, genetically, something of a grotesque creature to the eyes of humans. And, as they smell terrible, Butt soon found himself crying for a different reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 That reason was the horrible condition of the ghanderflaffle. It was sick, and practically demanded Butt’s love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 So Butt ran away, screaming. He had tangled with love before, with his beloved Pineapple. He had ended up eating said Pineapple and swore never again to meddle with such things. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 So Butt held up his hand, with his other firmly planted on The Chull at Dusk, and started to swear an oath to never engage in love again. So, as the Stormfather rumbled in approval, Butt began his oath. It went as follows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 I WONT DO IT!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 The Stormfather wiped a single tear at the sheer heartfelt purity of Butt’s words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Then he wiped another single tear. These two single tears decided to quit being single and marry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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