Life&Death Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Butt walked off, but accidentally stepped on a ghanderflaffle, which exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Nasty black feathers flew everywhere. Butt spit one out of his mouth and continued onward. With a snap of his fingers and a click of his heels he... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Tried to fly off into the sunset, but instead tripped and landed with his face in a pile of... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Rusty nails. The nails pierced his skin and he tripped head over heels onto... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 A dark alley. The nails had been strategically placed to Hemalurgically spike Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 The spikes gave Butt superhuman sense of smell and strength. He became the ultimate and strongest Fartomancer with these spikes. Than the voices came. Butt was scared; confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 He wasn’t confused because of the voices, but because he was already the ultimate and strongest Fartomancer in the cosmere before the spikes. That what comes with holding the Butt shard. So he sat there confused as to how he just became the ultimate and strongest Fartomancer when he already was it before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 As he was lost in thought, a voice came to him, telling him to rule the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 "Which world should I rule?" thought Butt. Than he realized, rule just one world, that's not challenging enough, he would rule the whole Cosmere. But first, Butt needed a team of people with no scruples to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 So he invited Scruple, a person who had moral doubts about everything. Butt does not understand what scruples means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Butt liked to pretend he knew what fancy words like scruples meant, but in reality he could barely count to 20. Luckily, Scruple could count and read everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Butt asked Scruple to find other people to invite to the team. Scruple would handle paying them. Butt figured that they should be his employees. Scruple invited Lord Tresting, even though he was dead. He brought him back from the Beyond. He wondered if that had been a good idea, but he figured it would work out okay, because Tresting should loyalty now since they brought him back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Lord Tresting was irritated at first that he was brought back, but once he heard about the Plan of Domination, he got really excited. Then Scruple brought in a man named Dilaf and couldn't wonder if that was a mistake. He had a fanatic look in his eyes that made even Butt uneasy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 But it was okay because words such as ‘fanatic’ and ‘uneasy’ were too much for Butt’s vocabulary. But that was irrelevant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Luckily, Butt wasn't thinking those thoughts at all just Tresting. Dilaf decided that Butt's Cosmere should have but one religion and one color for clothing Shu-Dorath and the color red. Scruple looked at Dilaf askance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 He also thought that the holy word should be irrelevant, though irrelevant was too big for his vocabulary as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Despite that irrelevant was his favorite word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 But once more, all this was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Because apart from Butt and Tresting, Dilaf decided that he needed an upgraded set of abilities, and that of course would require sacrifices. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Tresting suggested using a few of his skaa as sacrifices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 The skaa hated the idea, but were to depressed to rebel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Because of this, they were promptly sacrificed, giving him the powers of Limelight and Steelheart. (Ark1002 dies a sad and lonely death due to the fact that the universe hates him for combining the cosmere and the Reckoners multiverse.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Dilaf rejoiced in his new powers. Also @Ark1002 just so you know the moderators don’t like it when people double post. You didn’t know, so don’t worry about it. If you have more to say before someone else posts again then just edit and add it to the original post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Then he cried because of the exploded ghanderflaffle. Not because he cared about what happened to said ghanderflaffle, but because the remnants of it had caught fire, and the entire area was melting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 These tears were pure tears of sadness. They reminded Butt of his lowest lows in his life, all of his losses, all of his sorrows. This struck Butt with an opportunity to change. A chance to start anew. So Butt curled up and started sobbing in a corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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