The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

He missed and hit the god of words instead.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

His canon sought to avenge him. It headed for Truthless.

[Mist she/her]

It narrowly missed him, then looped around again.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless desperately dodged out of the way. It looked like that canon wanted to make him an armadillo-alligator hybrid, of all things...

Truthless waited for it to swing around again. This time, he was ready. Right when the canon was about to crash into him, Truthless held out a mirror.

[overlord stick]

Surprisingly enough, it pulled out it's own mirror, causing the world to rupture into an interdimensional wormhole, not unsimilar to trying to divide by zero.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

But wait, what was that noise?

[Ookla-son-son-Ventyl]

Cows? 

It seemed the ripping of the universe awaking the Ancient MOOnster.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It looked like mr. stay puff.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Combined with godzilla.

[NameIess]

The MOOnster roared with a sound that sounded like... a moo.

[Mist she/her]

An Extremely Loud Moo. It ruptured eardrums.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This greatly displeased percussion players. They therefore declared war on the MOOnster.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They felt like the MOOnster was trying to take over their turf.

[AonEne he/him]

The war was planned to take place in December.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

So they participated in mookla season 

[AonEne he/him]

They all named themselves after traits.

[NameIess]

Most of them were related to reading.

[AonEne he/him]

The general called itself Ookla the Speedreader.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ironically, it was actually rather slow.

[NameIess]

But it still regaled people with tales about how "fast" he had read The Emperors Soul. (That was the only Brandon Sanderson book he had ever read, the others were too long).

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was irrelevant, because Frankie the happy golf ball was

[NameIess]

Unhappy. this narrative disonance sent cracks in reality echoing throughout the universe, causing a effect not unlike... a rainstorm.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it rained cotton candy, as Frankie's unhappiness was still happier than any living being could ever be.

[NameIess]

The narrative tension grew, and the cotton candy began falling more heavily.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the oceans were almost saturated