The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The more tears he shed, the more delicious the soup became.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But they started to run out of sad movies. So he became sad because he did not have anything to cry about to make his soup taste good. But that kind of solved the problem.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Eventually, however, his soul became calloused from constant sadness.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The soup, which was tied to his soul, became calloused as well.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Making it even more delicious.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was a very thick soup

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But it had the unintended side effect of causing the consumer to cry as well.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Most consumers found this effect worth it, but the ones that didn't sued the chef. Which made him cry harder.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was made with giant shallots

[NameIess]

Then the chef retired.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

There was only one thing that could prevent the soup from becoming dishwater, following his departure.

[NameIess]

The blood of innocents.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In short, a new collection of souls.

[+Doomstick he/him]

made into meringues

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

made into pies.

[NameIess]

Pies of Doom.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Soul meringue pies of doom.  The most logical remedy.

[NameIess]

It didn't stop the Ghanderflaffle empire from falling, however. No matter how powerful a nation is, civil war still hurts.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless paused to think for a moment. How cool would it be to have a TV show of TLT where everything happened exactly as typed...

Upon ending this thought, Truthless made the civil war more civil. Now, instead of firing bullets, ghanderflaffles fired off string of poetry to insult each other. Winners won the battle.

[NameIess]

But one side sook to undermine this articulate duel of art, turning to the arts of deception and treachery, emplacing a poison in their foe's drinks. This nefarious scheme was truly effective: their enemies voices were silenced.

[+Doomstick he/him]

All except for one, which could be faintly heard shouting "you suck!" at them.

The God of Words pointed out that "sook" is not a word, and "sought" was the correct word to be used.

[NameIess]

19 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

The God of Words pointed out that "sook" is not a word, and "sought" was the correct word to be used.

The god of words was pointedly ignored, as words were whatever people agreed them to be.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The God of Words had power over Canon though, and made it so that the previous post was not Canon.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X advocated for proper grammar in most cases, but was willing to let the occasional thing slide.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless shot a cannon at the canon of the god of words.