The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They were still trying to figure out where they were supposed to go.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

“To the hamsters!”

[Shard of Reading he/him]

'Twas a noble quest.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

For the hamsters laired in a dank, dark place.

[NameIess]

Controlled by the ancestors of Ancalagon.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The head hamster.

[+Doomstick he/him]

who was still trapped in an envelope

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since he had...

[NameIess]

Been lost in the mail.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was really uncomfortable

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he was a patient waiter.

[Archer he/him]

And had bubble wrap to pop

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

It was the big bubble wrap.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Butt and Dough-Rug had to stop the Hamsters before they could free their patient head hamster.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But suddenly, the tense will shift to future tense. 

[NameIess]

The adventurers will attack the cave in the dark of night, forgetting that the cave is always dark anyways.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They will find this ironic, but will bring glow sticks to light the way.

[+Doomstick he/him]

You will realize that the story has transformed to second person future tense.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

You will enter the cave carefully, your glow stick glowing green.

[+Doomstick he/him]

you are oblivious of the animated monster lurking deeper in the cave

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear-trap!

[NameIess]

It is incredibly painful! You cannot bear the intense agony of your leg being mutilated! You cry out to your companions to aid you, but they are busy arguing over a fork in the tunnel!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

You had learned that the world had changed to past tense.

Edited November 5, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle

[NameIess]

But this did nothing to help with the sheer agony you felt.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For the bear-trap was actually a grue!