The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. blew on a party kazoo in the background.

edit: And catastrophically ended the page 1300 party as a result. How ironic.

Edited November 3, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[NameIess]

Nameless agreed that Ghanderflaffles had a definite shape, but also agreed that they were shapeshifters. They chose their shapes at a young age, and then only used shapeshifting in secret. That was why they always rose. They could easily assassinate everyone who opposed them.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

And then someone asked what is a Ghanderflaffle.

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[NameIess]

Nameless looked back at that ancient time, and found the wisdom he had been seeking. An ancient one by the name of @Nerd3.14159265358979 had given this sage and true wisdom only thirty-five pages into the great endeavor that was TLT:

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I think there's a little more on it too, but we'd have to comb through the entire thread...also, part of the fun of ghanderflaffles is not knowing what they look like, so people can imagine what they want to and so it can continue to be added to as the story goes on. I doubt the drawing would stay accurate for very long, either.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Truly, no true form could be attributed to the ghanderflaffles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

56 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Truly, no true form could be attributed to the ghanderflaffles.

All that was known was the following:

• Biceps
• Slithering
• Black wings
• Something giraffine 
• they walked on three crablike legs that had tails similar to rats'
• their faces looked draconic
• they could create weapons out of their amorphous eyelashes

[revelryintheart she/her]

revelry waltzes into TLT, kills stick, and waltzes out, never to be seen again

[+Doomstick he/him]

Luckily, Stick was unaffected, but watched in sadness as stick died... again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was more, but Stick had forgotten.

[NameIess]

Nameless commented on how he mostly saw Ghanderflaffles as normal humans, just from a country called "Ghanderflaffle", which resulted in them being called "Ghanderflaffles" much like you would call people from America "Americans".

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was the description of Ghanderhumans, as Ghander indicates their country and Flaffle indicates their species.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At least, according to one interpretation.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which was then declared to be true. The Dendriflaffles rejoiced.

[NameIess]

Nameless refused to accept this as true, declaring it to be subjective.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But so was his Narrator status, so it was declared as Cannonical.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

“As a ghanderflaffle, i hereby canonize everything said in reference to ghanderflaffles on this page above this post.” Narrator Ghanderflaffle proclaimed.

[NameIess]

Nameless refused this canonization, opting to begin a rebellion instead.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The thread broke out in civil war. A.C offered to be the referee.

Edited November 3, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

CG became the spectator, he pulled out some popcorn and a coke.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight showed up, but no one cared.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

CG cared and gave Knight some popcorn

@Knight of Iron I am not sharing my coke though

Edited November 3, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[NameIess]

Nameless handed Knight some lemonade.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight took the lemonade and the popcorn and began the process of consumption.

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered what kind of rebellion he had started.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar stood on the sideline, holding an amorphous book of definitions in his hands.