The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

This upset the Keepers of the Void.

[NameIess]

Who had bet on the universe lasting for at least a year.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They called a conference to figure out how to stop further damage to the space-time continuum.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

To distract them, Truthless chucked a universe set to explode in five seconds at them. He then ducked for cover behind the fourth wall.

[NameIess]

Nameless gave Truthless a thumbs-up and handed him a multiverse.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was very heavy

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

And at that moment the universe exploded.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was very light now because

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Every thing is relative and it was relatively light compared to...

[+Doomstick he/him]

the brightest star in the universe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which might have been a paradox.

[+Doomstick he/him]

if they were on a star

[xinoehp512 he/him]

then no matter how far

[Gak he/him]

they drove by car

Edited November 17, 2020 by gak

[+Doomstick he/him]

they said yarr

[xinoehp512 he/him]

and abhorred a cigar

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They would never bar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

the best jam jar

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

From playing guitar

[NameIess]

¿quierro comprar?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gusta bailar.

[+Doomstick he/him]

That went too far!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On an iron bar!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was irrelevant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because X's avatar was lonelier than ever.