The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

His revenge on the beans. They’d taken what was most important to him.

[NameIess]

His unlimited powers of Ooklaness.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It was currently being held in a high security prison, on top of the Horneater Peaks.

[NameIess]

Under constant guard by the ravagers of the southwest.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Who feasted upon gold.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The only thing that kept them loyal was the warden’s golden egg-laying goose.

[NameIess]

And they loved to drink the blood of the intruders they killed as dessert.

Edited November 27, 2020 by Ookla the Unnamable

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It tasted surprisingly like egg.

[Condensation she/her]

Which is why they liked it so much. They couldn't get eggs much.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The goose had killed all the real birds.

[NameIess]

And golden eggs tasted terrible.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a weakness of theirs.

[Condensation she/her]

It was one of the reasons why ordinary geese were bred more often than golden-egg-laying geese.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gold just wasn't that valuable.

[Condensation she/her]

At least, not when it was compared to the value of normal eggs.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dinosaurs were quite rare, you see.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But very rewarding to those who spotted them. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Due to the high value of eggs.

[Condensation she/her]

And the previous passage made sense to those who took the time to make sense of it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It all made sense when you realized the crucial fact that birds were in fact dinosaurs!

[Condensation she/her]

Or rather, dinosaurs were distant relatives of birds.

[Silva]

Not just their ancestors like some people suggest, though, since dinosaurs are not extinct.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Dinosaurs lived on as spren in the Cognitive Realm.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Or rather, dinosaurs were distant relatives of birds.

"If you want to believe that," said Jones the ostrich.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A gorilla dressed as a cowboy sat atop Jones.