The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

McWafy, said hello back to Nameless while eating a literal Waffle.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Well, theoretically it was a literal waffle.

[NameIess]

Nameless kept eating french toast, and offered some to McWafy.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

McWafy accepted the French toast and ate it and the rest of his waffle in 1 gulp.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Chasmgoat strolled up and sat for no apparent reason

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

With a waffle.

[NameIess]

Nameless stole the waffle and ate it.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*GASP*

[Jaywalk he/him]

Wow, that was fun until it wasn’t.

Meanwhile, the turtle was hijacking a cruise ship.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The turtle was a secret agent.

[Archer he/him]

He wore a brown fedora, but strangely, no pants. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The best agents never do

[Condensation she/her]

Instead, they have to wear skirts, for the best agents are all female.

[+Doomstick he/him]

there were 7 of them

[Experience he/him]

6 females and 1 male.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the male wore a kilt

[Experience he/him]

because kilts are much more manly then skirts

[Mist she/her]

The kilt was plaid and calf-length.

Edited October 2, 2020 by Mist

[+Doomstick he/him]

he did a horneater victory dance

[Experience he/him]

and fell on his face

[Mist she/her]

After which one of the female agents helped him up. "How were you the head of your class?"

[Experience he/him]

I was always the tallest. At least a head taller then even the teacher.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and the only one with a head

[NameIess]

Because the others all failed bomb defusing 101. (I was out sick that day.)

Edited October 2, 2020 by Nameless

[+Doomstick he/him]

the bomb could only damage heads