The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

And losing by the rules is probable.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So you have to cheat.

[Lunamor she/her]

Quite blatantly. A foghorn and confetti are usually involved.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the pot is wheat

[Lunamor she/her]

And occasionally barley.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick exclaimed that we have more pages than Oathbringer!!!!!!!!

[Chasmgoat he/him]

ChasmGoat explained that we have far fewer words.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick thought that that depended, as he had made a post that spanned 150 google docs pages (if he remembered right)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

"Where?", Chasmgoat inquires

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick remembered that there were no spaces in it, then answered, "Page 356."

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

But he became fire

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was sad because He was a very prestigious Character, he was the architect for the currently rising Ghanderflaffle Empire

[Lunamor she/her]

It was currently in the upper stratosphere.

[NameIess]

Until a lonely woodcutter came along and mistook the base of the empire for a tree.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was very thick though

[Chasmgoat he/him]

And the axe blade broke off and impaled the woodsman in the gut

[+Doomstick he/him]

he ran out of salt and died

[Jaywalk he/him]

His family mourned him with party poppers.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

His pet, Speedy The Fastest Turtle in the Wild West, chewed on a party popper in deep lamentation.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The party popper popped as a party popper should pop.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Speedy was thrown onto his back, startled. He then proceeded to choke on confetti.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was poppin'

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

And raining Waffles! 

[NameIess]

Nameless said hello to McWafy, munching on some french toast.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Hypothetical french toast to be exact

Edited October 2, 2020 by Chasmgoat