The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

into a misty night.

[Experience he/him]

and landed in a pool

[Condensation she/her]

of chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

because neither the glue or tape would work

[Condensation she/her]

And because Alcatraz said it would be so, so he broke the glue and tape.

[NameIess]

Nameless watched in horror as his reserve forces were disarmed. "Storms, I have to change the plan again?"

[Mist she/her]

Ember was rather alarmed at where he had fallen. 

[NameIess]

Nameless summoned an army of zombies to aid his beleaguered forces.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

the zombies, being brainless, fell to the ground and twitched slightly

[Condensation she/her]

The zombies were from the game Plants v.s. Zombies, and they were well drawn.

[Mist she/her]

Then the plants came to help Nameless.

[Condensation she/her]

Combined with the zombies, they were a practically unstoppable team!

[Mist she/her]

Incredibly fun to watch, too.

[Condensation she/her]

Together, they defeated the Ghanderflaffle Empire

[Mist she/her]

Which immediately began rising again.

[Condensation she/her]

They also defeated

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

a surprising number of ferrets. That was before, of course, Nightblood began to tap dance.

[Experience he/him]

And after Lift ate Nightblood.

[Condensation she/her]

Nightblood's tap dancing was notorious for its

[Experience he/him]

notoriousness.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

insane powers of destruction.

[Condensation she/her]

It was notorious for both of those, and also for its

[Experience he/him]

irrelevance.

[Condensation she/her]

It was irrelevant, and also very irreverent.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

For the breadmunks could tap dance as well.