The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

their hearts.

[Condensation she/her]

Aww.

because their hearts were pulling them toward

[Experience he/him]

the infinite

[Condensation she/her]

y Stones.

[Experience he/him]

They wanted to make a really cool mosaic with them.

[Condensation she/her]

Sadly, none of them could touch even one Infinity Stone.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But infinity stones largely useless compared to finite stones

[NameIess]

At least the MCU infinity stones were.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and those were the only infinity stones

[AonEne he/him]

So they decided to make it with the finite stones instead. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

But Butt had them, and was somewhere on the imaginary axis

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene chased after him. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Salty Overlords made sure that Salt didn't know that Ene could travel on the imaginary axis

[AonEne he/him]

Which was good, as Ene had eaten a lot of salt today. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Overlord Lithium was the shortest positive Overlord

Edited September 29, 2020 by Doomstick

[Turtle they/them]

because of applesauce and pancakes,

[AonEne he/him]

particularly pancakes dyed in the colors of the pan flag. 

[Mist she/her]

The second shortest Overlord was Overlord Ion.

[+Doomstick he/him]

which was a misspelling of the last syllable of Sodium, the Second shortest positive Overlord

[Mist she/her]

And the third was Potassium. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Francium was unstable, and Francium Tenneside was the most unstable salt

[Mist she/her]

Indeed, there were many versions of Salt scattered throughout the Lands of Spice.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Such as the mythical Salt of the mighty koalas.

Edit: Also first post in this thread so greetings.

Edited September 29, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[Condensation she/her]

Hi, Chasmgoat! Welcome.

Who were almost mythical, but were real.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the mythical salt was made from unborn Overlords