The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And when I failed, it didn't hurt me. My teacher said it was probably my lack of brains.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

which makes a big difference

[+Doomstick he/him]

(about 7)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Precisely pi-e^pi+3^3.

[+Doomstick he/him]

actually pie^pi3^3

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A cool twenty undecillion.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The exact number was the topic of debate in many countries

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Due to the ambiguity of the equation.

[+Doomstick he/him]

a whale was beached

[Chasmgoat he/him]

on a beach of scrap metal

[+Doomstick he/him]

and salt

[Chasmgoat he/him]

the whale was accompanied by a rabid monkey

[NameIess]

Wielding a laser sword.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

NOT a lightsaber, Those are copyrighted,  It was an average laser sword.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it it was very long

[AonEne he/him]

On 10/1/2020 at 9:15 AM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

when considering the odd, theological implications of the actions of Odium, it’s noteworthy that there is only one clear, sure way to kill a shard

Truthless, what the rusts. 

The monkey was long, that was, not the sword. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The sword in fact was the length of a pencil

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

56 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Truthless, what the rusts.

On mobile, it’s looked very clearly like *wins* when viewed vertically. I forgot that a) pretty much everyone else is on a computer and b) the dimensions look different when you actually post anything. Darn you and your modhood 

[AonEne he/him]

Okay, that makes more sense 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A very long pencil.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Not just an ordinary pencil, the sword was the length of a very long mechanical pencil.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Coincidentally, about the length of an average sword.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it was a shardpencil

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Which promptly exploded. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

And so, The laser sword was the length of an exploded shardpencil the length of a sword.