The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

So he fired the penguin and the emu

[Condensation she/her]

But he kept the literally bald eagle that was serving as his server.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

His server was good at serving

[Condensation she/her]

But he only served eggs.

[+Doomstick he/him]

goose eggs

[Condensation she/her]

And emu eggs

[+Doomstick he/him]

but mostly reptile eggs

[Mist she/her]

But no reptile eggs  At least not until the other server arrived.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the other server's speciality was soft boiled turtle eggs

[Chasmgoat he/him]

His secret ingredient for the soft boiled turtle eggs was turtle eggs

[+Doomstick he/him]

and salt, lots of salt.

[Mist she/her]

They had to go to the Salt Overlords to purchase it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was unconventional salt, it wasn't made with Sodium or Chloride

[Chasmgoat he/him]

it was made of francium and astatine.

[+Doomstick he/him]

you had to eat the eggs really quickly

[Mist she/her]

Or else they'd explode.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

In the spirit of making Sharder memes...

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

3 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

In the spirit of making Sharder memes...

It’s so true though. I would upvote you but I’m out...

The only thing that could prevent its combustion was stomach acid.

Edited October 6, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

It’s so true though. I would upvote you but I’m out...

The only thing that could prevent its combustion was stomach acid.

i did it for you

but only 50%of ghanderflaffles had stomach acid, and this was the only was to find out

[Condensation she/her]

If you were a magically unicorn-like smile.

[Mist she/her]

Because ghandeflaffles with stomach acid had unicorn-like smiles.

[Condensation she/her]

This, in turn, was because they got to eat things.

[Mist she/her]

They only ate acidic foods, like lemons and pickles.

[Condensation she/her]

But these things were delicious.

[NameIess]

And also poisonous.