The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

Delicious, acidic, poisonous things were the diet of the ghanderflaffle, at least in their current evolutionary state, which was named Ksam, whose rulers were very concerned about the problem with poisonous plants.

[Condensation she/her]

The ghanderflaffle would eat these poisonous plants and then die from the poison. It was quite bad.

[Mist she/her]

But not before being able to reproduce, somehow. Through natural selection, they slowly became more able to survive the poison.

[Condensation she/her]

Which made them invincible magically unicorn-like smiles.

[Mist she/her]

Because ghanderflaffles were now unicorn-like smiles, apparently.

[Condensation she/her]

Treble hadn't known this, but now she did. [censored] had never known and would never know.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

and also acids

[Condensation she/her]

Well, they had stomach acids. Half of them.

[Mist she/her]

And half of the acids knew that T was antisocial at the moment. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

[censored] was let out of her box.

[Experience he/him]

Is this the same box from... I don't remember how they got put in a box, but like last week? They've been in the box this whole time?!

[+Doomstick he/him]

42 minutes ago, Experience said:

Is this the same box from... I don't remember how they got put in a box, but like last week? They've been in the box this whole time?!

yep, in the box throughout Clone Season

[Chasmgoat he/him]

only to discover her box was in another box.

[NameIess]

Which was made of glass.

[Experience he/him]

The glass box was at the bottom of the ocean.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

An ocean of piranha solution.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was piranha repellent, marketed under the brand name Piranha Solution: the solution to piranhas.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

All this existed in the imagination of one gliding squirrel, of course.

Edited October 7, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Doomstick he/him]

not to be confused with a gilding squirrel

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Spoiler

you should look up piranha soultion sometime. It is pretty cool. My science teachers never let me make it. 

Or the guild of the squirrel

[+Doomstick he/him]

12 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

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you should look up piranha soultion sometime. It is pretty cool. My science teachers never let me make it. 

Or the guild of the squirrel

Oh yeah it is used to clean glassware, right?

and certainly not a guilty squirrel

[Chasmgoat he/him]

2 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

Oh yeah it is used to clean glassware

It basically dissolves organic matter and turns it into carbon dioxide.

In fact, it was innocent despite the court's thoughts on the matter.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was judges by a jury of piers

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Easily mistaken for peers, but no, it was judged by piers

[NameIess]

They were notoriously harsh judges.