The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

who also needed a consultant

[Chasmgoat he/him]

who needed an advisor

Edited October 8, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Who needed a telepathic scuba diver.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

But those did not exist

[Condensation she/her]

They had all been wiped out when the Ghanderflaffle Empire rose for the first time.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Well, that and the curse

[Condensation she/her]

What curse? you may ask.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

It was a terrible curse including the infamous pickle of Goatland

[Condensation she/her]

The pickle of Goatland was a pickle that was about to be eaten by goats...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But when they did the pickle would release...

[+Doomstick he/him]

brine

[Condensation she/her]

And vinegar

[+Doomstick he/him]

and delicious gasoline

don't ask

[Condensation she/her]

The gasoline was also venomous

Yes, venomous. Not poisonous, venomous.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Gasoline flambe was a delicacy in the 5 kingdoms of Handerfles

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But it was also deadly and because of that the population of Handerfles dropped off dramatically.

Honestly? Who eats venomous gasoline?

Edited October 8, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Condensation she/her]

But before you ate it you had to make sure it wasn't poisonous or venomous.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But it's still not a good idea to eat gasoline because it tastes terrible.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it was dead, so they ate the venomous ones anyways

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

But it's still not a good idea to eat gasoline because it tastes terrible.

it is specifically delicious gasoline

Edited October 8, 2020 by Doomstick

[Condensation she/her]

5 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

But it's still not a good idea to eat gasoline because it tastes terrible.

Usually, but this gasoline was delicious.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But that was irrelevant.

OK This is ridiculous. I'll come back in 5 posts and hopefully it will become slightly more sane.

Edited October 8, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[+Doomstick he/him]

the poisonous gasoline was easy to find because of its coloring.

[Condensation she/her]

It was bright green.

[+Doomstick he/him]

3 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

OK This is ridiculous. I'll come back in 5 posts and hopefully it will become slightly more sane

is that not the point of the thread?

The Handerfle way of preparing gasoline to be eaten included...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

2 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

is that not the point of the thread?

The Handerfle way of preparing gasoline to be eaten included...

I know it is but it just didn't make any sence.

Dumping them it into a vat of nuclear glop and...