The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Experience he/him]

Because they were spending their time playing in the ocean.

[AonEne he/him]

The peers of the piers ate pears in pairs while peering around parings of cheese. 

[Experience he/him]

Stop! I want to talk about cheese!

Spoiler

Do you get the reference?

Then the cheese ran out.

Edited October 7, 2020 by Experience

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Of money. And the only thing more valuable, time.

[NameIess]

The cheese died.

[Experience he/him]

Because it aged for longer then cheese can age for.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And, being out of money, it couldn’t buy any time machines.

[NameIess]

Then the cheese returned as Chesitiounius, Returned god of distractions.

[+Doomstick he/him]

or go channel surfing

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A ninja ate the cheese.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because it was na cho cheese

[NameIess]

Then the cheese returned as Cheesiouniosalatarion, the returned god of ninjas, high priest of @Frustration.

[AonEne he/him]

Also known as Matt Meese. 

Yes I did  

[Frustration]

12 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Then the cheese returned as Cheesiouniosalatarion, the returned god of ninjas, high priest of @Frustration.

@Frustration granted him the power to switch things to their exact opposite.

[Condensation she/her]

and [censored] granted him the power to break time.

[Experience he/him]

And cheese granted him the power to distract.

[Condensation she/her]

ham when it was asleep.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Which it never was

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Due to its bronze compounding.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Enter Henry Stickmin.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and his friend Charles

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

With his infamous top hat.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

And they brought a teleporter

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

... salesman. Who was also a consultant.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

the consultant needed an advisor