Silva Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 Across the Cosmere someone ate too much lasagna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 It was Wax. Wayne kept the manor well stocked with lasagna, so Wax not wanting to waste any food, volunteered to eat some lasagna with a whiskey chaser. Steris was not pleased, Marasi was impressed, and Wayne found it hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 Then a butler exploded the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 Steris was not happy but expected things like this to happen, so she made Wax Steel Push her around for a while and ahem... Meanwhile Wayne healed himself, while Marasi decided to go to a bar and meet up with Ranette and her girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 On the way, she ate an onion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fractal Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 As she wanted to take the first bite of that delicious looking onion, she suddenly heard Melaan‘s voice crying: ,Stop! Onions have layers. Kandra have layers too. You get it? We both have layers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 So Marasi attempted to eat MeLaan as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted September 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 MeLaan tried to eat her back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 And since Marasi couldn't actually eat a kandra, MeLaan won the contest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 MeLann now took on the form of Marasi and visited Wayne. Wayne was simultaneously impressed and horrified. Than he decided to show her off to Wax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Wax fainted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 And then Wax feinted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 It was the faint feint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 It was close to the legendary feint faint feint. Not many people can do that though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Seriously, I get my daily laughs out of reading this. Some of the randomest, funniest crap I've ever read. Wayne was so blown away by Wax's faint feint that he sought out a tribe of Hemalurgic beavers to teach him how to do the feint faint feint so he could one-up his pal once again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 He had to pass through the Journey of Spikes and Fire first by either fainting or feint fainting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Firerust said: Seriously, I get my daily laughs out of reading this. Some of the randomest, funniest crap I've ever read. Agreed. He decided to feint fainting so that the spikes and fire thought he fainted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 However, he wasn't super good at it yet, so they could tell it was a feint faint and not a faint or a feint feint faint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 The confusion was too much for them, so they fainted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 It was a faint (far away or small) feint (faking) faint (becoming unconcious) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Then the feint (faking) turned into a faint (unconscious) reality in which everything appeared to be faint (far away or small). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Everything was out of focus. That is, until someone adjusted the camera lense the narrators were looking through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Through the adjusted lense, the narrators then saw that what they thought were Hemalurgic Beavers were actually spiked pineapples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 You could only see the spiked pineapples through the fish eye lens though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 However, the fish eyes were still slightly slimy from the harvesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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