The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Across the Cosmere someone ate too much lasagna.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was Wax. Wayne kept the manor well stocked with lasagna, so Wax not wanting to waste any food, volunteered to eat some lasagna with a whiskey chaser. Steris was not pleased, Marasi was impressed, and Wayne found it hilarious.

[Silva]

Then a butler exploded the house.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Steris was not happy but expected things like this to happen, so she made Wax Steel Push her around for a while and ahem...

Meanwhile Wayne healed himself, while Marasi decided to go to a bar and meet up with Ranette and her girlfriend.

[BitBitio he/him]

On the way, she ate an onion.

[fractal]

As she wanted to take the first bite of that delicious looking onion, she suddenly heard Melaan‘s voice crying: ,Stop! Onions have layers. Kandra have layers too. You get it? We both have layers.  

[Gancho Libre he/him]

So Marasi attempted to eat MeLaan as well.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

MeLaan tried to eat her back.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And since Marasi couldn't actually eat a kandra, MeLaan won the contest.

[whattheHoid she/her]

MeLann now took on the form of Marasi and visited Wayne. Wayne was simultaneously impressed and horrified. Than he decided to show her off to Wax.

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Wax fainted.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And then Wax feinted.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was the faint feint.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was close to the legendary feint faint feint. Not many people can do that though.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Seriously, I get my daily laughs out of reading this. Some of the randomest, funniest crap I've ever read.

Wayne was so blown away by Wax's faint feint that he sought out a tribe of Hemalurgic beavers to teach him how to do the feint faint feint so he could one-up his pal once again.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He had to pass through the Journey of Spikes and Fire first by either fainting or feint fainting.

[Ink he/him]

1 hour ago, Firerust said:

Seriously, I get my daily laughs out of reading this. Some of the randomest, funniest crap I've ever read.

Agreed.

He decided to feint fainting so that the spikes and fire thought he fainted.

[Kidpen he/him]

However, he wasn't super good at it yet, so they could tell it was a feint faint and not a faint or a feint feint faint.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The confusion was too much for them, so they fainted.

[Ink he/him]

It was a faint (far away or small) feint (faking) faint (becoming unconcious)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then the feint (faking) turned into a faint (unconscious) reality in which everything appeared to be faint (far away or small).

[Silva]

Everything was out of focus. That is, until someone adjusted the camera lense the narrators were looking through.

[Rebecca she/her]

Through the adjusted lense, the narrators then saw that what they thought were Hemalurgic Beavers were actually spiked pineapples.

[whattheHoid she/her]

You could only see the spiked pineapples through the fish eye lens though.

[Kidpen he/him]

However, the fish eyes were still slightly slimy from the harvesting.