The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Fine! We'll create our own Worldhopper Party Organization, so you can't eliminate all of us easily!" We said.

[Silva]

Everyone turned to look at We. They weren’t sure why he spoke in third person.

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid hit her head while practising Edgedancing. She just needs some Stormlight.

[Kidpen he/him]

She didn't get any. Instead she got some growthlight.

Edited September 2, 2018 by Kidpen

[Rebecca she/her]

Which didn’t at all help her practice her Edgedancing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

She grew a hair taller which was great as she is very short. So, Kaladin gave me (whattheHoid) some Stormlight.

[Ink he/him]

14 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

She grew a hair taller which was great as she is very short. So, Kaladin gave me (whattheHoid) some Stormlight.

Why do I get the feeling you have a crush on Kal?

????????, formerly known as Ink, had no idea who he was, as he had just wiped his Identity.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So, ????????? wandered along aimlessly till he bumped into a certain Butt Venture, who hired ??????????? as his chauffeur.

Moi? Have a crush on Kal? I dunno where you would've gotten such an idea! 

[BitBitio he/him]

????????? chauffeued Butt over to Nalthis.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt payed with a Breathtaking sum

sorry I couldn’t resist 

[+Sorana she/her]

He had great plans for his stay here. He wanted to see the cosemere famous statue of the hero called...

[Silva]

Destruction the Savior.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was covered in bird poop.

[+Sorana she/her]

A lot of tourists stood around the statue, taking photos or painting images of it. It was ugly and definitly not something worth to waste your time with. Maybe there was something else to could visit.

Edited September 2, 2018 by Sorana

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

So Butt went to a famous restaurant that only served pizza with fish sticks.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The twist, the pizza was shaped like fish sticks and the fish sticks were shaped like pizza, directed by M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

[Silva]

The pizzas were pepperoni-less.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And the fish sticks were crapaflapnasti

[whattheHoid she/her]

The restaurant was called, Twistacular. But the restaurant left a lot to be desired. It was also expensive; it only accepted aluminum.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then a squirrel exploded.

[Silva]

Far away from there in Unicorntopia. The restaurant was perfectly fine.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The food was still terrible, so Butt and ?????????? drove off to find a better restaurant, preferably without fish sticks.

Hey! Darth! How many exploding squirrels do you have now? Have you amassed a large army?!

Edited September 2, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Silva]

They had also kidnapped Adolin and stuffed him in the trunk.

[Rebecca she/her]

Adolin wasn’t very happy with this arrangement.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nooooioioioio! Adolin!!! Butt decided he had to save Adolin, but didn't know why. He gathered ?????????? and they bounced.