Devout Pathian Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 However, in the process Arnold obtained the shard of Honor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Therefore, according to the totally logical physics of the Fartsmere, the universe irrelevantly exploded. Wait, Butt is a Shard? Which one? And when did he Ascend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 His shard is Butt and then he also got Honor’s at one point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) The Cosmere somehow coalesced back together and the Butt and Arnold shard formed and everyone in it. Khriss stood in amazement and furiously wrote down the creation of the new shard she called, Fart Shard. She observed that its investiture on the planet Scadrial. It was very smelly. She turned to go and bumped into someone. "You!" She yelled. Edited June 30, 2018 by whattheHoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) "What???" Replied Elend. (Who was ticked off that Butt stole his surname) Edited June 30, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Then he remembered that Butt was his favorite cousin, as of page 2 and/or 16. (We met Butt, as Elend's cousin, on page 2, and found out he was Elend's favorite on page 19.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 But that was all irrelevant. When in doubt, say irrelevant my friends. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 "Where have you been!?" cried Elend. "We need to go! Conflict is driving me crazy; he keeps complaining about the smell of the cosmere. We need to find the Dull Shard. That should take care of Conflict's sense of smell at least. Kelsier should be able to help too. You in?" Khriss stared at Elend; her nose pinched. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 ASDF "No, because I work at The Muffin Factory." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 "Oh, er, that's neat. Got any muffins on you then? For the road?" asked Elend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Khriss threw a muffin at Elend, right at the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 So the Last Emperor just ate the muffin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Geez, page 48. It was rather disgusting, and kept yelling asking for suicide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 You see this muffin was made of the tortured souls of rejected muffins brought back to life. Elend recoiled back in horror. "Lord Ruler, woman! What have you done!" yelled Elend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Kidpen, nice new profile pic! A ghanderflaffle merged with the souls of the muffins, created the terrible... Uncle Brandy!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Thanks! Crap, Brandy is back. This is bad for Butt. Butt tried to remember Uncle Brandy's weakness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 But Butt remembered that he forgot. Post 300!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 It was odd to remember that you had forgotten something. Butt decided to give Brandy some brandy, but Brandy had a strange aversion to the brandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Butt than decided to counteract Brandy with a piece of buttered toast. You see it had the splintered soul of a Fused. The buttered toast took the brandy and attacked Brandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Uncle Brandy was afraid of the buttered toast, that had soaked itself in the brandy. Very afraid indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 So afraid that he leaked vodka, his favorite drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Out of what? We can only wonder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 But we don’t have to. ‘Cause the orifice in question was his... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Left e- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 (edited) -peron. What this is, only @Mraize knows. Edit: 1200th post in this thread, and 1300th for me! What do we do when we become the longest thread? Edited July 1, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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