The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Devout Pathian]

However, in the process Arnold obtained the shard of Honor.

[BitBitio he/him]

Therefore, according to the totally logical physics of the Fartsmere, the universe irrelevantly exploded.

 

 

Wait, Butt is a Shard? Which one? And when did he Ascend?

[Devout Pathian]

His shard is Butt and then he also got Honor’s at one point. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Cosmere somehow coalesced back together and the Butt and Arnold shard formed and everyone in it. Khriss stood in amazement and furiously wrote down the creation of the new shard she called, Fart Shard. She observed that its investiture on the planet Scadrial. It was very smelly. She turned to go and bumped into someone. "You!" She yelled.

Edited June 30, 2018 by whattheHoid

[BitBitio he/him]

"What???"

Replied Elend. (Who was ticked off that Butt stole his surname)

Edited June 30, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then he remembered that Butt was his favorite cousin, as of page 2 and/or 16. (We met Butt, as Elend's cousin, on page 2, and found out he was Elend's favorite on page 19.)

[BitBitio he/him]

But that was all irrelevant.

When in doubt, say irrelevant my friends.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Where have you been!?" cried Elend. "We need to go! Conflict is driving me crazy; he keeps complaining about the smell of the cosmere. We need to find the Dull Shard. That should take care of Conflict's sense of smell at least. Kelsier should be able to help too. You in?" Khriss stared at Elend; her nose pinched.

[BitBitio he/him]

ASDF

"No, because I work at The Muffin Factory."

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Oh, er, that's neat. Got any muffins on you then? For the road?" asked Elend.

[BitBitio he/him]

Khriss threw a muffin at Elend, right at the face.

[Devout Pathian]

So the Last Emperor just ate the muffin. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Geez, page 48.

It was rather disgusting, and kept yelling asking for suicide. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

You see this muffin was made of the tortured souls of rejected muffins brought back to life. Elend recoiled back in horror. "Lord Ruler, woman! What have you done!" yelled Elend.

[BitBitio he/him]

Kidpen, nice new profile pic!

A ghanderflaffle merged with the souls of the muffins, created the terrible...

Uncle Brandy!!!

[Kidpen he/him]

Thanks!

Crap, Brandy is back. This is bad for Butt.

Butt tried to remember Uncle Brandy's weakness.

[BitBitio he/him]

But Butt remembered that he forgot.

Post 300!!!!!!!!!

[Apollyon he/him]

It was odd to remember that you had forgotten something. Butt decided to give Brandy some brandy, but Brandy had a strange aversion to the brandy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt than decided to counteract Brandy with a piece of buttered toast. You see it had the splintered soul of a Fused. The buttered toast took the brandy and attacked Brandy.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Uncle Brandy was afraid of the buttered toast, that had soaked itself in the brandy. Very afraid indeed.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

So afraid that he leaked vodka, his favorite drink.

[Kidpen he/him]

Out of what? We can only wonder.

[Apollyon he/him]

But we don’t have to. ‘Cause the orifice in question was his...

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Left e-

[Kidpen he/him]

-peron. What this is, only @Mraize knows.

Edit: 1200th post in this thread, and 1300th for me! What do we do when we become the longest thread?

Edited July 1, 2018 by Kidpen