The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

And then Endowment took a nap.

[AonEne he/him]

And then she woke up again. By that time, things were happening in Hallendren. It's a cool story involving puppies and lawn mowers, but before she could witness it, she fell asleep once more. 

Can I just start tagging everyone possible? To see if they'll help? 

[Kidpen he/him]

That might be considered spam. Not sure.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

28 minutes ago, AonEne said:

And then she woke up again. By that time, things were happening in Hallendren. It's a cool story involving puppies and lawn mowers, but before she could witness it, she fell asleep once more. 

Can I just start tagging everyone possible? To see if they'll help? 

I am concerned when puppies and lawn mowers are together.

[AonEne he/him]

The puppies were riding the lawn mowers

[Mistspren she/her]

It rains.

[Rebecca she/her]

It pours.

[Kidpen he/him]

Uncle Brandy snores.

[Ink he/him]

Someone pounds on doors

 

[Kidpen he/him]

That someone is Butt. Cause we want to get back to him.

[Elenion he/him]

But Butt was not back, because everyone knows your butt is below your back.

[Kidpen he/him]

That sentence was atrocious. 

[Xtafa]

But Butt's butt but in, and couldn't take it back

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt had a sudden urge to escape the ghanderflaffle’s loving embrace in order to see the puppy lawn mower riding contest.

[I Am Witless she/her]

We shall not, for those of a more delicate disposition, say exactly how Butt's but butted in, but it might be said with certainty that it affronted multiple senses in varying degrees.

Ninja'd. Dang it.

Edited May 1, 2018 by I am Witless

[Xtafa]

Endowment took offense at butt, taking the meaning of its own name the wrong way

[Snipexe he/him]

“But???, that’s just my name” Butt said. Butt started singing why you gotta be so rude to which Endowment responded by kicking Butt into the cold vacuum of space

[Xtafa]

Angry, yet with invested Poots of air, butt began to travel, exploring space for somewhere his flatulence would receive applause instead of disdain.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Xtafa

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt cried. 

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Butt died from being in the vacuum of space too long. Then Endowment felt really sorry for him and brought him back as a Returned. And re-re-christened him Urafius the Happy.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

33 minutes ago, The Thinking Herald said:

Butt died from being in the vacuum of space too long. Then Endowment felt really sorry for him and brought him back as a Returned. And re-re-christened him Urafius the Happy.

Come on. He doesn't need to be the butt of every joke.

[Moonrise]

Given this chance to start fresh, Urafius sought to bring meaning back into his life. But he's not sure where he is. Had Endowment dropped him somewhere random on Nalthis? At least he wasn't floating in vacuum anymore.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Moonrise

[BitBitio he/him]

And then Bob, Arnold, The Other Urafius, Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth, and Julius the Ghanderflaffe showed up.

The two Urafiuses (Urafias?) Merged.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The ghanderflaffle, as ghanderflaffles do as they mature, blew up.

Twice.

[Rebecca she/her]

Ghanderfaffles started blowing up everywhere, their guts splattering all over Urafias.