The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

They paired off.

There, a match.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Random things started gaining life. Waffles reigned suppreme.

[Weedolfin she/her]

On 4/30/2018 at 5:25 PM, BitBitio said:

Arnold, Urafius, Butt, Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth, and Bob, who was spat out by Arnold, continued the quest, whilst singing "Amazing Grace"

I think Butt's new-old name was Urafius, but then he changed it back. There the same person

 

Edit: after I finished reading all the new "plot twists", I realized that this fact was not only known/confronted, but completely unimportant lol

Edited May 1, 2018 by Weedolfin

[BitBitio he/him]

5 minutes ago, Weedolfin said:

I think Butt's new-old name was Urafius, but then he changed it back. There the same person

They split in two.

[Kidpen he/him]

22 minutes ago, Weedolfin said:

I think Butt's new-old name was Urafius, but then he changed it back. There the same person

 

Edit: after I finished reading all the new "plot twists", I realized that this fact was not only known/confronted, but completely unimportant lol

So many important plot twists.

[Ink he/him]

Everyone is sick and tired of the universe acting like a little cremling, so they decide to fix it.

[Kidpen he/him]

The universe promptly was fixed.

[Devout Pathian]

So people started to sing kumbaya, but it didn’t last long, since no one really liked the song anyway.

[Kidpen he/him]

They all started to sing Shake it Off instead.

[Podman]

And immediately went deaf.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then they sung the song Geronimo.

[Apollyon he/him]

But alas, they didn’t know the words.

[Devout Pathian]

But since they were deaf they couldn’t hear it anyway.

Edit: Ninjad

Edited May 1, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[AonEne he/him]

Wait...but my post was on the other page...BitBitio? 

BitBitio is a freaking time traveler, everyone. How do you do it? (And can you teach me?) 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

And thus the Story of Butt Venture, who went by many different names that weren't particularly important, ended, after the fabric of the universe had been unraveled and respun so many times my head hurts, so I've decided to start Chapter Two. Yay.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then he came back, cause everyone likes him so much.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

But now he has a new quest, because the other one got boring.

[AonEne he/him]

All the other characters were also gone, including Brandy. 

[Rebecca she/her]

@BitBitio, tell us your secrets!!

The ghanderfaffles we’re also gone. 

[BitBitio he/him]

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Can Arnold still be a thing?

He's my favorite 

 

[AonEne he/him]

Instead, there were jabberwockies. 

Edited May 2, 2018 by AonEne

[Kidpen he/him]

They were falu.

Look it up.

It won't actually tell you what I am talking about, but look up "falu color".

Edited May 2, 2018 by Kidpen

[Devout Pathian]

One day when Butt Venture was questing, he saw one of those falu jabberwockies.

[I think I am here. he/him]

Tom was feeling sad, as he had just joined the Longest Thread page and had no idea who 'Butt' was.

[Devout Pathian]

2 minutes ago, I think I am here. said:

Tom was feeling sad, as he had just joined the Longest Thread page and had no idea who 'Butt' was.

 

3 hours ago, Hemalurgic Headshot said:

And thus the Story of Butt Venture, who went by many different names that weren't particularly important, ended, after the fabric of the universe had been unraveled and respun so many times my head hurts, so I've decided to start Chapter Two. Yay.

 

3 hours ago, Kidpen said:

Then he came back, cause everyone likes him so much.

I think he’s the main character of our stupid and crazy story.

So Butt introduces himself to Tom and asks him to join his fellowship.