The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

JEFF now wondered whether everyone else had the same moral worth as he did, since they were all created by the universe's existential crisis while he'd existed since before the universe was wiped out.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

JEFF considers this while sipping his juice. He then wonders why he suddenly has juice, so he chucks his juice. He sips his juice in thought as he considers the continuity issues of this universe.

[NameIess]

Unbeknownst to JEFF, there was one other person that was as old as he was:

[Lunamor she/her]

Yo mama.

[Immortal Platypus]

Eof chose strange names over the centuries.

[NameIess]

(It helped him deal with the passage of the eons and the inevitable fact that everyone he cared about would die.)

[Lunamor she/her]

(And also he was just kinda weird in general.)

[NameIess]

(Knowing the future tends to make people weird like that)

[Lunamor she/her]

He was weird enough, in fact, that he was allergic to normalcy.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

This was his one true weakness, as will be prophesied on page 2861.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, allergy medicine was very effective, and now normalcy only gave him a slight headache.

[Lunamor she/her]

His allergy medication was actually a placebo, however.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The placebo was so strong that anything he believed came true, JEFF became more powerful than before(though he wouldn’t know since anything he believed came true)

[NameIess]

(JEFF was another name Eof had used. Yes, it was confusing.)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

(Which was normal.)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

(Despite it being normal, the fact that he kept changing his name sometimes bothered his kids. So they called their uncle Butt Venture to talk to Eof about all the name changes.)

[NameIess]

(Butt Venture refused to answer to this name. His name was now Darth Malob.)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(Somehow he was always called Darth Bob though)

[NameIess]

(It was easier to pronounce that way)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(The amount of parentheses confuses Darth Bob)

[NameIess]

• (But it was all according to JEFF's plan)

[Immortal Platypus]

• (He wanted to make TLT as cluttered with useless things as possible)

[NameIess]

(A% wel^ as re]~ace +and=m l$&te_s w!th smb@ls)

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, NameIess said:

(A% wel^ as re]~ace +and=m l$&te_s w!th smb@ls)

that was very annoying to read  

There was one who could resist this phenomenon. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

(A% wel^ as re]~ace +and=m l$&te_s w!th smb@ls)

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How can I read this

(Th1s m@k35 7h3 un1^er53 d0 a hard reset, removing JEFF because he is a bug in the game