The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

with blood.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

and syrup.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

and cheese-filled donuts

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And galloons upon galloons of Melted Shardfork.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

but the shardfork was made of wyndle, melted wyndle...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Lift was only slightly sad.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

But mainly relieved that the voidbringer was out of her life.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he hadn't eaten her soul though

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A conundrum that would plague her for the rest of her life.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so she asked her adoptive parents, Kelsier and Jasnah

[NameIess]

But Jasnah was too busy getting ready for the release of Rythym of War, and Kelsier was too busy running his church, so Lift had to talk to Hoid instead.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Hoid took off his mask and was revealed to be wayne

Edited November 13, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[NameIess]

Lift and Wayne became best friends. They teamed up and destroyed the Cosmere together.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

While being insane.

[NameIess]

And hilariously funny.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

After destroying the cosmere they went back in time and shattered andonalism.

[NameIess]

Thereby setting in motion the events that would end with their existence.

[Condensation she/her]

It was an extreme paradox.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But that was Wayne’s specialty. He could add 2+2 and get a pickle.

[NameIess]

But he couldn't laugh off the increase instability in the universe, which was still recovering from the last incident.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the incident before that. And the one before that. And... well, they didn't ever really stop, actually.

[+Doomstick he/him]

That was not spoken of however.

[NameIess]

The universe was completely fine. Totally wasn't going to blow up at any second.

[Rebecca she/her]

But that was irrelevant be-

And then the universe exploded.

Edited November 14, 2020 by PrincessPeach

[NameIess]

Nameless checked his watch. "Hey guys, great job! That universe lasted a whole thirty days longer than the last one! We're getting WAY better at this!"