TUBA - The Underground Bakers' Association

[Jaywalk he/him]

Aleva Haydawn strode through the front doors of TUBA headquarters. She had heard this was the place to join up, but was incredibly confused when a sausage link passed by, just inches from her nose.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmunk queen ignored Bit, and charged at Franz to eat him whole, and burn him in her mouth.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Jimmy sighed and abruptly turned into a mime. He had been an undercover mime, sent out to fix holes in the fourth wall and arrest fourth-wall breakers without them expecting it.

However, he was also all-powerful, so he proceeded to put up a Mime wall, completely impenetrable by anything, between the Breadmonk Queen and the Sausage guys.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

A mysterious character in a cloak and a sticker that said Hello my name is MeeksMeeks arrived at the scene. He stepped through the mine wall because he was a AlleyMod and proceeded to hammer billboards into the stone masonry with super glue. These signs read Property of the Ghostbloods. Meeks nailed and glued every inch of the exterior of TUBA. He brought out a oversized brown bag and began to walk away but tripped. The contents of the bag ripped and some how several hundred meekers spilled out onto the ground. They were alive and mostly well. 90% of the Meekers were spiked with explosives. The Meekers fled in every direction. Meeks, embarrassed that he tripped promptly disappeared and the Meekers in turn exploded.

[Karnatheon he/him]

But it was all okay, because as everyone knew, Meeks was no longer a member of the Ghostbloods. So anything he attempted to do in their stead had no application in the real world. And as an AlleyMod, such a blatant use of his powers could be construed as abusing them, so the mimes patched up the damage, and hoped people would stop breaking the fourth wall so often.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

But sadly the mimes didn't get to finish their job as the Meekers exploded and left the four wall forever broken. There would be no graves for the short stout mimes as their bodies were in several pieces.

Edited February 9, 2019 by Lord Meeker

[Voidus]

Sudiov was a little surprised at the sudden and unannounced arrival of several other figures, but a blast of Voidmaking eliminated the nearby billboards as well as the Meekers just as they exploded, preventing any collateral damage.

He also made sure to stay in character so the fourth wall could begin to be replaced.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then the Head of Recruitment came and kicked everyone out. Again.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Jimmy the Mime made a mime box so that the Head of Recruitment couldn't kick him out.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Silva]

TUBA mimes finally finished repairing all the damage from the sausage man, meekers, and all other attacks that had recently occured. A "We Are Open" sign was hung once more from the door. 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Franz looked up.

"SAUSAGE MAN! YOU DARE DEFILE THE POWER OF THE GOD OF SAUSAGE PUNY MORTAL!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!" He bellowed while shooting more sausages at the tuba HQ.

[Silva]

The newly adopted dogs started jumping around to eat them. The guy behind the desk looked unfazed, barely glancing up from his work as he pressed the Code Eminence button, a shade of purple that meant low priority.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Hello, everyone. Post a response to the question that follows if you’re a TUBA member.

Would you rather be a millennial or a gen Y?

[Jaywalk he/him]

Millennial. 

[Amalek]

Millennial.

[Rebecca she/her]

I.....don’t understand the question. They’re the same thing.

Edited March 24, 2019 by Rebecca

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Millenial. Though I don't really like either.

[Steel Inquisitive he/him]

4 hours ago, Rebecca said:

I.....don’t understand the question. They’re the same thing.

^

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

So am I trying to mess with you, or should you do more research?

[Silva]

Likely both.

[AonEne he/him]

What everyone else said. I'm confused. At least it wasn't a math question.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The door opened, and Neil stepped in. He was closely trailed by a seon- Aon Daa, it looked like. He seemed nervous.

"Hello?" he called into the silent air. "Is anyone here?"

@AonEne, @BitBitio

Edited April 2, 2019 by xinoehp512

[AonEne he/him]

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I will definitely help you out here when I get my character figured out. Unless you want me to use an NPC? It'd be faster, certainly.

Deteca Nutvry stepped from behind a door that led to the kitchens, dusting flour from her hands. "Hello, sir, how may I help you? Looking for cookies?"

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An unimpressive first post for a character, perhaps, but whatever.

@xinoehp512

Edited April 5, 2019 by AonEne
Look with your eyes and see

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

Neil froze. "I, uh, need... um."  He tried again. "I mean, I..." 

He trailed off nervously.

His seon sighed. "I apologize for my companion. He has trouble talking to strangers." He flashed twice, then went on. "What he is trying to say is that he wants to join TUBA." He floated a bit closer to the woman. "This is a TUBA building, correct?"

@AonEne

[AonEne he/him]

Deteca cursed the fact that she couldn't write in first person nodded. "This is us. You'd like to join TUBA? Why?"