Jaywalk Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Aleva Haydawn strode through the front doors of TUBA headquarters. She had heard this was the place to join up, but was incredibly confused when a sausage link passed by, just inches from her nose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 The Breadmunk queen ignored Bit, and charged at Franz to eat him whole, and burn him in her mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Jimmy sighed and abruptly turned into a mime. He had been an undercover mime, sent out to fix holes in the fourth wall and arrest fourth-wall breakers without them expecting it. However, he was also all-powerful, so he proceeded to put up a Mime wall, completely impenetrable by anything, between the Breadmonk Queen and the Sausage guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 A mysterious character in a cloak and a sticker that said Hello my name is MeeksMeeks arrived at the scene. He stepped through the mine wall because he was a AlleyMod and proceeded to hammer billboards into the stone masonry with super glue. These signs read Property of the Ghostbloods. Meeks nailed and glued every inch of the exterior of TUBA. He brought out a oversized brown bag and began to walk away but tripped. The contents of the bag ripped and some how several hundred meekers spilled out onto the ground. They were alive and mostly well. 90% of the Meekers were spiked with explosives. The Meekers fled in every direction. Meeks, embarrassed that he tripped promptly disappeared and the Meekers in turn exploded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnatheon Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 But it was all okay, because as everyone knew, Meeks was no longer a member of the Ghostbloods. So anything he attempted to do in their stead had no application in the real world. And as an AlleyMod, such a blatant use of his powers could be construed as abusing them, so the mimes patched up the damage, and hoped people would stop breaking the fourth wall so often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) But sadly the mimes didn't get to finish their job as the Meekers exploded and left the four wall forever broken. There would be no graves for the short stout mimes as their bodies were in several pieces. Edited February 9, 2019 by Lord Meeker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Sudiov was a little surprised at the sudden and unannounced arrival of several other figures, but a blast of Voidmaking eliminated the nearby billboards as well as the Meekers just as they exploded, preventing any collateral damage. He also made sure to stay in character so the fourth wall could begin to be replaced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 And then the Head of Recruitment came and kicked everyone out. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) Jimmy the Mime made a mime box so that the Head of Recruitment couldn't kick him out. Edited February 11, 2019 by Gancho Libre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 TUBA mimes finally finished repairing all the damage from the sausage man, meekers, and all other attacks that had recently occured. A "We Are Open" sign was hung once more from the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Franz looked up. "SAUSAGE MAN! YOU DARE DEFILE THE POWER OF THE GOD OF SAUSAGE PUNY MORTAL!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!" He bellowed while shooting more sausages at the tuba HQ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 The newly adopted dogs started jumping around to eat them. The guy behind the desk looked unfazed, barely glancing up from his work as he pressed the Code Eminence button, a shade of purple that meant low priority. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Hello, everyone. Post a response to the question that follows if you’re a TUBA member. Would you rather be a millennial or a gen Y? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Millennial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amalek Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Millennial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) I.....don’t understand the question. They’re the same thing. Edited March 24, 2019 by Rebecca 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Millenial. Though I don't really like either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Inquisitive Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Rebecca said: I.....don’t understand the question. They’re the same thing. ^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 So am I trying to mess with you, or should you do more research? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Likely both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 What everyone else said. I'm confused. At least it wasn't a math question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) The door opened, and Neil stepped in. He was closely trailed by a seon- Aon Daa, it looked like. He seemed nervous. "Hello?" he called into the silent air. "Is anyone here?" @AonEne, @BitBitio Edited April 2, 2019 by xinoehp512 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) Quote I will definitely help you out here when I get my character figured out. Unless you want me to use an NPC? It'd be faster, certainly. Deteca Nutvry stepped from behind a door that led to the kitchens, dusting flour from her hands. "Hello, sir, how may I help you? Looking for cookies?" Quote An unimpressive first post for a character, perhaps, but whatever. @xinoehp512 Edited April 5, 2019 by AonEne Look with your eyes and see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 Neil froze. "I, uh, need... um." He tried again. "I mean, I..." He trailed off nervously. His seon sighed. "I apologize for my companion. He has trouble talking to strangers." He flashed twice, then went on. "What he is trying to say is that he wants to join TUBA." He floated a bit closer to the woman. "This is a TUBA building, correct?" @AonEne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 Deteca cursed the fact that she couldn't write in first person nodded. "This is us. You'd like to join TUBA? Why?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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